Foxes vs. Skunks

[Guifrog]

I'm a bit scared this might trigger a fight between species, but now I got curious. T_T

So what's with the rivalry?

 

[Skychickens]

*stares off into the sunset*

It all started one day with the great and glorious @Simo and the realization that —
Oh no. I wouldn't dare...

 

[KILL.MAIM.KILL]

Both suck.
Reptilians are superior.
End of discussion.

 

[David Drake]

I like them both. Foxes seem more popular, though I'm very slightly more partial to Skunks.

 

[Ginza]

Foxes 4 life

 

[Kyr]

My oldest friend is a Skunk.

We get on because he knows Skunks are shit and I know Foxes are trash.

 

[Mikazuki Marazhu]

Just kill off each other. The Ursa Master Race will be entertained :V

 

[Hara Surya]

*Looks up*

Huh...?

Been at this for more than 20 years and didn't know there was supposed to be a rivalry...

Damn kids, better not be on my lawn again...

* Goes back to writing erotica with foxes and skunks as best friends *

 

[Some Moron]

Skunks drool, foxes rule.

I don't like skunks... One of them is obsessed with spanking...

 

[Xavier Fox]

There is no rivalry, just a certain skunk with a Fox fetish.

He wants to spank us. (Amongst other things)
Can't blame him really.

 

[Simo]

There is no rivalry, just a certain skunk with a Fox fetish.

He wants to spank us. (Amongst other things)
Can't blame him really.

I can't imagine doing such a thing to the dear, sweet innocent foxes!

Perish the thought.

Oh, wait There is no such thing as an innocent fox. Nevermind!

 

[KimberVaile]

There are alot of people in denial here. 'tis only natural that such peasantry would clutch to such fantastical fallacies.

 

[Night.Claw]

Skunks vs foxes... what about him?

 

[Deleted member 112695]

Simo and I enjoy our rivalry.

 

[Infrarednexus]

My money is on the Skunks. Sorry Felix.

 

[KimberVaile]

My money is on the Skunks. Sorry Felix.

People are entitled to be wrong.

 

[Infrarednexus]

People are entitled to be wrong.

Oh please. Like you could last one minute in the ring with Simo.

 

[KimberVaile]

Oh please. Like you could last one minute in the ring with Simo.

I'm very persuasive.

 

[Infrarednexus]

I'm very persuasive.

I beg to differ. He'd have you over his knee in a matter of seconds.

 

[KimberVaile]

I beg to differ. He'd have you over his knee in a matter of seconds.

He'd probably like that, being the mischievous one that he is. But who could resist the charm of my words? I'm practically a cherub. Who would spank one as innocent as I?

 

[Crimcyan]

Id say foxes, there are plenty of more uses for a fox then a skunk :V

 

[Infrarednexus]

He'd probably like that, being the mischievous one that he is. But who could resist the charm of my words? I'm practically a cherub. Who would spank one as innocent as I?

Your words are indeed charming. Mystify him with your foxy voice and you might gain the upper hand.

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

We're both smelly, floofy, and adorable.

 

[Murphy]

Femboy foxes for life. I just love their ears too much and Pepe Lepew kind of ruined skunks for me.

 

[Massan Otter]

We're both smelly, floofy, and adorable.

Nice to see a fox who accepts the first of these. Many are in denial!