Funny stories

[TidesofFate]

Tell a story about something funny that happened to all of you.

There were two times in my senior year of high school when "Never gonna give you up" was played. The second time got so many reactions out of people. A lot of people went "I love this song" and others shouted "I hate it". Rick Rolling never gets old for me for some reason.

 

[Jarren]

During carnival week at my high school the seniors had a tradition of pulling various pranks. My class decided to break into the school during the evening and spend the night there. While there we gathered all the tables, chairs, couches, and pillows on the main floor onto the stage in the auditorium along with a prop cannon from the drama department and build a fort. We set up an iPod with cannon sound effects wired to the pa system and, when people began to enter the auditorium for morning announcements we "fired" it. Eventually the freshmen tried to storm the walls and we fought them off with brooms and erasers.

 

[TidesofFate]

I was helping out with track in my junior year because they were short on people and I was injured so I had nothing else to do (something about my IT-band, I could still walk just fine).

After a race, I had to collect numbers from each of the racers. When one girl finished, I asked for her number. She thought I was asking for her phone number. She seemed happy, but then I had to clarify it.

 

[Jarren]

I was helping out with track in my junior year because they were short on people and I was injured so I had nothing else to do (something about my IT-band, I could still walk just fine).

After a race, I had to collect numbers from each of the racers. When one girl finished, I asked for her number. She thought I was asking for her phone number. She seemed happy, but then I had to clarify it.

Dude, you should have rolled with it.

 

[Sarachaga]

A while back there was a tropical storm at my place. Nothing too violent, you could still go out in the streets. Lots of rain, and my street started to look like a small river. It was the exam period so we had to sit for a history test if I recall correctly. I go to school and start the exam. 30 minutes into the exam it starts raining in the classroom. All the windows were closed but rain could still come in. We eventually had to leave school, but the reaction of everyone when it started to rain was hilarious. The teacher was in denial(like "Don't worry, it's nothing")and the students were super happy.

 

[TidesofFate]

Dude, you should have rolled with it.

I wasn't interested.

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

When me and bhutrflai first got together, we had gone to Kroger. She drove a black four door Honda Civic. She dropped me at the front door and I ran inside. I didnt realize she pulled up and parked. We were most likely smoking weed at the time. Anyway, I ran inside to the bank and as I was in there I had seen some dude dressed all wierd, and it was funny because he was making a scene. So I finished up and waljed out, and walked right up to the black Honda Civic and got in. As I was getting in , I was like "Baby, you ain't gonna believe the shit I just seen." I hadn't even looked at bhutrflai as I was getting in. All I hear is this man's voice go "Uhhuh, wtf are you doing in my car?" My head jerked around to see this guy staring at me with his eyes all bugged out. I was like, " Oh fuck, man, sorry! I got into the wrong car!" I quickly got out and looked around and saw bhutrflai parked close by. I was so embarrassed. But it was hilarious. As I was walking to her car, that guy got out of his, and again I said I was sorry, got in bhutrflai's car, and we left. It was just a funny moment I will never forget.

 

[Saylor]

So, I used to go on fishing charters on my friend's boat and would often help him pull the anchors and drink his beer in the cooler. But, I'd always make jokes with the customers my friend was chartering. As soon as they stepped onboard, I'd ask them what their names were. And no matter what they said their names were, I'd just call them all Bruce (if you've ever seen Monty Python's "Bruce" skit, you'll understand.) So, they started catching on to it and then they'd all call each other Bruce. Then, I'd ask them if they knew why I called them Bruce. Of course they always answered no. So, I'd say "What was the shark's name from Finding Nemo? Bruce. Who saved the world from Armageddon? Bruce. Who was the best Kung Fu fighter? Bruce Lee." Then it clicked and they all understood the run on gag..... Then one day, the sun was setting over the harbor and the sky was looking really pretty and one of the 3 guys I was with that day was sitting on the bow and said "Wow, that's a beautiful scene!" I simply responded with "Why thank you for pointing that out, Caitlyn." And to this day, I bet his friends still call him Caitlyn.