Furries in a novel

[Spawtsie Paws]

Throw me in as a Marine and kill me off just as fast for irony.

 

[Maddrow]

Kylie: Close-range specialist.

Heck: Likes guns.

Atrakaj: Somehow finds the way out of the worst situations through sheer luck and awesomeness.

mmkay XD I'll see what I can do

 

[Mentova]

Also I need a leather jacket and aviator sunglasses. I have both IRL and they are crucial to my badassery.

 

[Spawtsie Paws]

Also I need a leather jacket and aviator sunglasses. I have both IRL and they are crucial to my badassery.

Sounds like to have 'em to make up for a like of something .

 

[Maddrow]

k.... *writing frantically*

 

[Zrcalo]

isnt this just called Redwall?

 

[Mentova]

Sounds like to have 'em to make up for a like of something .

Yes my like of something is being a badass, I like being a badass.

 

[Maddrow]

isnt this just called Redwall?

Redwall does not have guns, humans in fursuits and zombies last time I checked XD

 

[Zrcalo]

Redwall does not have guns, humans in fursuits and zombies last time I checked XD

needs aliens

 

[Spawtsie Paws]

Yes my like of something is being a badass, I like being a badass.

In that case, make Heckler 6'4" and so strong he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like a girl scout.

 

[MrBlack]

Any furries in literature would make me want to punch a senior....Unless said literature was erotica, than I would punch a baby :U

 

[Zrcalo]

Any furries in literature would make me want to punch a senior....Unless said literature was erotica, than I would punch a baby :U

I would eat a baby

 

[Atrak]

mmkay XD I'll see what I can do

Not all of my ways of escape include running, though. One time I fought off an army of clones, starting with naught but a bat, and used their bodies to build a ladder into space, where I hijacked an orbital laser and assassinated the president of zombies.

Tru fax.

They even made a game of my epicness.

 

[Bando]

Oi! Get me in on this shit. I'll be the guy who knows how to fix stuff, and can sort of use a gun.

 

[Atrak]

Oi! Get me in on this shit. I'll be the guy who knows how to fix stuff, and can sort of use a gun.

Bando fires paintball gun at zombie!

The zombie looks down, and thinks the paint is multi-colored blood.

Falls to the ground, re-dead.

 

[MrBlack]

I would eat a baby

I just go to Chili's to have my baby back ribs...Mmmmm baby back ribs.....:V

 

[Bando]

Bando fires paintball gun at zombie!

The zombie looks down, and thinks the paint is multi-colored blood.

Falls to the ground, re-dead.

:3

I know to use actual firearms as well.

 

[Maddrow]

KK, here's what I have so far...
Heckler & Koch (Heck):
· Gun nut
· S&W 500 .50cal revolver and a G36c.
· a leather jacket and aviator sunglasses. I have both IRL and they are crucial to my badassery.
· In that case, make Heckler 6'4" and so strong he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like a girl scout.
·

Atrakaj
· Somehow finds the way out of the worst situations through sheer luck and awesomeness.
· One time I fought off an army of clones, starting with naught but a bat, and used their bodies to build a ladder into space, where I hijacked an orbital laser and assassinated the president of zombies.
Bando37
· I'll be the guy who knows how to fix stuff, and can sort of use a gun.

 

[Zrcalo]

no no no... you've got it all wrong..


first of all this is team fursuit.
we wear bulletproof vests under furry animal costumes.

you can call me colonel.

Colonel Zee.

 

[Bando]

Oh. I also would like a cricket bat.

 

[Atrak]

I prefer a semi-automatic for a firearm, and dual-wielding machetes for melee.

 

[Mentova]

Also it better end with us breaking into a military base that is overrun with zombies to steal a blackhawk that I fly us out with while it plays that HIGHWAY TOOOO THE DANGAZONE! song from Top Gun.

 

[Zrcalo]

I will be that insane fellow who smokes cigarettes while chopping off little children's heads.

oh and then I turn into a zombie.

raaaaaa

 

[Spawtsie Paws]

Where are the tanks in this?

 

[Mentova]

If he doesn't write it over the top in typical grindhouse fashion I will be disappointed.