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Furry looking at yiff in school

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Tycho

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I'm afraid I can't do that, for you see my good sir, trolls do not yiff. To put it plainly, dry humping in smelly mascot costumes, and other such vulgar furfag pursuits, are simply beneath us :V .

They prefer fapping to normal things.

Like tentacles raping sexually ambiguous preteens.
 

Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
Okay, here's what you do...
DO NOT report him. The school authorities have most likely never encountered the furry fandom before, and this would NOT be a good first impression. DO advise him to stop, but try to make friends.
 

Doug

Member
Okay, here's what you do...
DO NOT report him. The school authorities have most likely never encountered the furry fandom before, and this would NOT be a good first impression. DO advise him to stop, but try to make friends.
^ This.

Seriously, the stupidity of the public educational system and the legal system with dealing with this shit would ruin the rest of this guy's life.

If some stupid 14 year old taking nude photos of herself and texting it to a few friends gets a shitload of kids arrested, charged with child porn possession, AND causes a media shitstorm, making NATIONAL NEWS, then I don't even want to imagine what would happen if you report him.

I can see the headlines now:
CNN: "MENTALLY DISTURBED TEENAGE ZOOPHILE ARRESTED AT SCHOOL"
Fox News: "IS YOUR CHILD A 'SICK FREAK' FURRY?"
MSNBC: "INTERNET CULTURES 'out of control', says Judge"
Dateline NBC: "SUPPORT INTERNET CENSORSHIP TO SAVE THE CHILDREN FROM A FURRY FATE!"
...

Do not need a media shitstorm.
 

xXWidowerXx

The Horrible
Ohmygod I did this once. x.x
I was in the computer lab, sat down in the corner, and someone was already logged on... the room was empty save another student, and um.. well, I stumbled across some.
Literally, that day got me into furry. It was pure chance.
 

Endless Humiliation

Banned
Banned
Ohmygod I did this once. x.x
I was in the computer lab, sat down in the corner, and someone was already logged on... the room was empty save another student, and um.. well, I stumbled across some.
Literally, that day got me into furry. It was pure chance.

And I never looked back.....:cool:
 

AlexInsane

I does what I says on the box.

Catte

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^ This.

Seriously, the stupidity of the public educational system and the legal system with dealing with this shit would ruin the rest of this guy's life.

If some stupid 14 year old taking nude photos of herself and texting it to a few friends gets a shitload of kids arrested, charged with child porn possession, AND causes a media shitstorm, making NATIONAL NEWS, then I don't even want to imagine what would happen if you report him.

I can see the headlines now:
CNN: "MENTALLY DISTURBED TEENAGE ZOOPHILE ARRESTED AT SCHOOL"
Fox News: "IS YOUR CHILD A 'SICK FREAK' FURRY?"
MSNBC: "INTERNET CULTURES 'out of control', says Judge"
Dateline NBC: "SUPPORT INTERNET CENSORSHIP TO SAVE THE CHILDREN FROM A FURRY FATE!"
...

Do not need a media shitstorm.

I agree with this prediction. Completely.
 

south syde dobe

4th Elite General
hit him with a baseball bat, that normally breaks the ice X3
 

Lowblock

DONT PANIC
I remember I was looking for some .gifs, and a furry meatspin came up involving a solo badger. The whole place was full, school comp lab, and my friend next to me screamed and died laughing.

I scrolled down only to get a faceful of old men jacking eachother off. That's when I left the lab.
 

MIDI-Kitty

Friendly neigborhood stoner ;3
sure is 4chan in here :V

i like it :D

but anyways, if the dude was looking at yiff in a public school setting, chances are hes not very socially active\sociopath (being a furry, what are the chances of that?!?)

that being said, you should rape him behind the school in a fursuit, if hes really a furry he will dig that
 

Arcadium

Member
You guys are mean. Talk to him. Tell him your a furry, and such, and talk to him. Like others say, you don't know anything about him till you confront him. If he's an ass-hole, fuck him. Don't do anything like be his friend cause your both furries (If he even is).
 
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