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Game: bad genies

Foenixblood

75% gryphon, 25% phoenix, 100% fun, got a dutchie
this was something I saw from a rp forum my friend was on and it was really fun.

How it works is that you "grant" the wish on the furry above you, but not as they expected. Just make sure to keep the responses PG.

When done, put your own wish down and wait to see what you get.

Tip: use any technicality when posting a response.

Ok then, I get this started then.

I wish for....... a cookie.
 

Yakamaru

I put the fun in dysfunctional
Granted, but it's moldy. And has a worm in it.

I wish for.. A car.
 

Fuzzylumkin

The token panda
Granted, but it is a used geo metro!

I wish for immortality :D
 

Fuzzylumkin

The token panda
Granted but you have to play from this point forward as an NPC toad...

I wish I was a billionaire
 
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ACaracalFromWork

Guest
Granted, but the government has to take 60% of it

I wish I had unlimited stamina so I can run forever.
 

Yakamaru

I put the fun in dysfunctional
Granted, but you are unable to stop running. Ever.

I wish I had a bottle of Cola.
 

Fuzzylumkin

The token panda
Granted, but the fox has rabies

I wish I could get it on with scarlett johannsen :p
 
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ACaracalFromWork

Guest
Granted, but the only one they had talks and he does a lot of it

I wish I was an epic ninja.

rip
 

Crimcyan

Look into my eyes when I stare at you!
Granted, but you are unable to stop running. Ever.

I wish I had a bottle of Cola.
I deleted by accident so here it is again:
You got it but the bottle was empty

I wish for a fox (already answerd


Granted, but the only one they had talks and he does a lot of it

I wish I was an epic ninja.

rip
Granted but you got injured on your 1st fight and had to retire

I wish for a Porsche
 

Yakamaru

I put the fun in dysfunctional
Granted, but the Porsche comes with one tiiiiny flaw: It has no wheels. And it has a monster that eats wheels if you try to attack any to it. I heard it mumbled something about the wheels tasting like chicken..

I wish to become super strong.
 

Lexiand

Werewolf
granted but you crush everything you touch

I wish to be super fast.
 

Crimcyan

Look into my eyes when I stare at you!
Sure, but you have fight one punch man to see who's got the better punch.

I wish I could go super sayain!
 
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ACaracalFromWork

Guest
Granted, but now you forever must protect earth from aliens

I wish I could make super epic EDM music.
 

Ravofox

Aussie foxy
(Ooh, wasn't this an old one? Looks fun!!)

Granted, only you're now a synthesizer (hey, you're still the star of the show!)

I wish that I always manage to finish my essays on time
 

GarthTheWereWolf

Captious Lycanthrope of Forum Legend
Granted! You now always finish all your essays on time. Unfortunately they also all receive poor marks every time.

I wish for more werewolves.
 

Lexiand

Werewolf
Granted

But every single one is going is going to try to kill you.

I wish I can parkour
 

EmpressCiela

The Empress has Returned
Granted but unfortunately everywhere you go has an obstacle course, and you missed the dinner rush.

I wish for a lifetime supply of fluffy pillows.
Your wish is granted. However, I don't think those fluffy pillows of yours are supposed to be dripping blood when laid upon. You may want to check the contents sometime~


I wish that I could be truly loved by someone.
 

EmpressCiela

The Empress has Returned
Your wish is granted. But I think you may want to ease up on it a bit.....what's that? Got some eternal enemies now, do you? Oopsie~

I wish I could achieve my dreams within my lifetime
 
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silveredgreen

Guest
Wish granted, but you'll forever fail at everything else.

I wish i owned a Nintendo Switch and Breath of the Wild.
 

Shoiyo

Smartass skunk
Wish Granted, but what's this? The Dead pixel problem that Nintendo refuses to acknowledge as a flaw? All over the screen? How upsetting.

I wish I had a cuddle buddy.
 

GreenZone

Banned
Banned
granted meet your new cuddle buddy Mr fluffles he's a death claw so that might be a problem

i wish for all the time in the world
 
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