Game: bad genies

[Foenixblood]

this was something I saw from a rp forum my friend was on and it was really fun.

How it works is that you "grant" the wish on the furry above you, but not as they expected. Just make sure to keep the responses PG.

When done, put your own wish down and wait to see what you get.

Tip: use any technicality when posting a response.

Ok then, I get this started then.

I wish for....... a cookie.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but it's moldy. And has a worm in it.

I wish for.. A car.

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

Granted, but it is a used geo metro!

I wish for immortality

 

[ACaracalFromWork]

Granted, but you still never learned the piano.

I wish my warframe account was unbanned.

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

Granted but you have to play from this point forward as an NPC toad...

I wish I was a billionaire

 

[ACaracalFromWork]

Granted, but the government has to take 60% of it

I wish I had unlimited stamina so I can run forever.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but you are unable to stop running. Ever.

I wish I had a bottle of Cola.

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

Granted, but the fox has rabies

I wish I could get it on with scarlett johannsen

 

[ACaracalFromWork]

Granted, but the only one they had talks and he does a lot of it

I wish I was an epic ninja.

rip

 

[Crimcyan]

Granted, but you are unable to stop running. Ever.

I wish I had a bottle of Cola.

I deleted by accident so here it is again:
You got it but the bottle was empty

I wish for a fox (already answerd

Granted, but the only one they had talks and he does a lot of it

I wish I was an epic ninja.

rip

Granted but you got injured on your 1st fight and had to retire

I wish for a Porsche

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but the Porsche comes with one tiiiiny flaw: It has no wheels. And it has a monster that eats wheels if you try to attack any to it. I heard it mumbled something about the wheels tasting like chicken..

I wish to become super strong.

 

[Lexiand]

granted but you crush everything you touch

I wish to be super fast.

 

[ACaracalFromWork]

Granted, but every time you run you play random sonic the hedgehog songs

I wish I had super punch!

 

[Crimcyan]

Sure, but you have fight one punch man to see who's got the better punch.

I wish I could go super sayain!

 

[ACaracalFromWork]

Granted, but now you forever must protect earth from aliens

I wish I could make super epic EDM music.

 

[Ravofox]

(Ooh, wasn't this an old one? Looks fun!!)

Granted, only you're now a synthesizer (hey, you're still the star of the show!)

I wish that I always manage to finish my essays on time

 

[GarthTheWereWolf]

Granted! You now always finish all your essays on time. Unfortunately they also all receive poor marks every time.

I wish for more werewolves.

 

[Lexiand]

Granted

But every single one is going is going to try to kill you.

I wish I can parkour

 

[Kurrundo the light fox]

Granted but unfortunately everywhere you go has an obstacle course, and you missed the dinner rush.

I wish for a lifetime supply of fluffy pillows.

 

[EmpressCiela]

Granted but unfortunately everywhere you go has an obstacle course, and you missed the dinner rush.

I wish for a lifetime supply of fluffy pillows.

Your wish is granted. However, I don't think those fluffy pillows of yours are supposed to be dripping blood when laid upon. You may want to check the contents sometime~


I wish that I could be truly loved by someone.

 

[Kurrundo the light fox]

Granted however you have a long line of suitors who absolutely adore you.

I wish that I was a little more assertive.

 

[EmpressCiela]

Your wish is granted. But I think you may want to ease up on it a bit.....what's that? Got some eternal enemies now, do you? Oopsie~

I wish I could achieve my dreams within my lifetime

 

[silveredgreen]

Wish granted, but you'll forever fail at everything else.

I wish i owned a Nintendo Switch and Breath of the Wild.

 

[Shoiyo]

Wish Granted, but what's this? The Dead pixel problem that Nintendo refuses to acknowledge as a flaw? All over the screen? How upsetting.

I wish I had a cuddle buddy.

 

[GreenZone]

granted meet your new cuddle buddy Mr fluffles he's a death claw so that might be a problem

i wish for all the time in the world