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Game: bad genies

Tyll'a

Stubborn Caracal
Granted. You wake up in 2076, where the world is just like Fallout 76.

I wish to not be sick anymore.
 

Foxy Emy

PFP by ScaratheWolf | Scarlett & [Selena]
I wish to not be sick anymore.

Granted, your sense of humor is now "normal" and rather dull.

I wish I was in better shape.
 

Positron

Well-Known Member
Granted. You don't mind if it's disembodied, right?

I wish it wasn't so slushy outside.
Granted! Now eveything is frozen!

I wish a certain boi was close so we could actually meatup~
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Wish granted. You meet each other when he lands on you after his parachute fails to open.

I wish I could bring any species I wished back from extinction.
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Wish granted! But the species now breathes fire!

I wish i could become the owner of a zoo!
Awesome! Fire breathing Sabertooths!!!

Wish granted, but it's on another planet.

I wish Sabertooths ruled the earth, now that they can breath fire.
 

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
Awesome! Fire breathing Sabertooths!!!

Wish granted, but it's on another planet.

I wish Sabertooths ruled the earth, now that they can breath fire.

Granted. Due to climate change, everyone has left to go ruin Mars instead.

I wish for a mug of hot chocolate.
 

Mambi

Fun loving kitty cat
Granted! But it has an after taste of marmite!

I wish for a good night of sleep.

Granted! See you in the morning! <The cat smiles, tosses a small ball in the room, then leaps out the window as it closes behind him. You hear a loud POOF, smell the sweet smell of jasmine, then everything goes blurry and dark...>

I wish for all the catnip I want...
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
@angeliimp :Granted! It is discovered that being sprayed by a skunk insures the most restful night ever; you wake up feeling more rested and energetic than you have in years, even if a bit oderous.

@Mambi : Granted! Every cat you see now nips your behind :p

I wish I was on a hot date with @Ravofox in Tasmania.
 

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
@angeliimp :Granted! It is discovered that being sprayed by a skunk insures the most restful night ever; you wake up feeling more rested and energetic than you have in years, even if a bit oderous.

@Mambi : Granted! Every cat you see now nips your behind :p

I wish I was on a hot date with @Ravofox in Tasmania.

Granted. It's 55C and there's a bush fire 3km away.

I wish this province would stop destroying my windshield.
 

Tyll'a

Stubborn Caracal
Granted. But your younger brother keeps trying to plot-screen you. (I've played too much Crusader Kings 2)

I wish I were actually good at Crusader Kings 2.
 

GarthTheWereWolf

Captious Lycanthrope of Forum Legend
Wish granted!

The good news is you have a brand new house!

The bad new is it's delivery method...

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I wish for more werewolves.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Wish granted! There were previously no werewolves, there is now approximately one third of a werewolf. It's got no arms and legs and has to wriggle across the ground using its hips and tail like a little furry carpet shark, and it's none too happy about having to grate off its wienie whenever it goes over gravel. Also it hates you for wishing it into this cursed existence, so get ready to have your ankles chewed if you don't walk briskly enough.

I wish for a white Christmas.
 
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Ace412

Guest
Granted! All days are white and your poor doggo ears are always cold and you hates it.

I wish I could be my sona in real life.
 

Positron

Well-Known Member
Granted, but chocolate kills you now and you have the worst shedding issues!

I wish there where more femboy protos! The world needs them uwu
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Wish granted. You now have a picture of every femboy on the planet. Good luck making them out.
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I wish the continent of Africa was uninhabited by humans.
 
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