Granted! Instead of corrupting your wishes you get lazy and procrastinating genies who have every intention of granting your wishes the way you want it but simply never get around to it
I wish for a super power.
Oooooooh! That was a good one!
Granted, you have the power to summon a fire hose at any point in space to give furdom a cold shower. The problem is, you can't figure out how to shut it off!
I wish I had a good night's sleep.