GroovySpaceFox
Well-Known Member
Granted, but no matter how long you try, your food never gets fully cooked.
I wish I had an old computer from the '70s.
I wish I had an old computer from the '70s.
Granted! You now have a costly new coffee maker; however @Skittles now rules your land, and has, of course, banned coffee.
I wish I had a stylish and comfy sofa.
I have no idea what that means, so I asked transformer:
"I wish to buy Savings Skunk," said Emyrelda.
"Granted!" cried the evil genie, and in a moment, all was clear in the place. "If you are truly a savings agent of mine , you may buy my precious little Skunk." "Oh, no !" said Emy relda. "I am not a savings agent! I am a woman of great wealth and good taste !" The evil gen ie was delighted , for he had found a perfect instrument. He took her into the store room , and made her enter the storeroom, where he took out some bottles and jars of various colored liquids and poured them over her. She became a very smelly skunk.
Oh, I guess Transformer gets the next wish too, so:
I wish for this year to have a little more time for myself.
Granted. It's your X. He/she steals your money, eats all your food, then craps on your doorstep and runs away.
I wish for a Flaming Sword of Justice!