Granted! You are caked in mud.
I wish for my own observatory.
Granted, you now have a plethora of silk waistbands.Granted! You have an Observatory desicated to observing... Well you! Crowds gather daily to watch you and ignore the "please do not feed the Faustus" signs around your cave.
Ah! Ninjaed!
Granted! You have a 55 gallon fish tank. No filter, no water, no fish. It just takes up space.
I wish for some ninja gear!
Granted. The author is discovered in a seedy motel room, dead of multiple stab wounds.
I wish pet rats lived longer.
granted, but that costed all your hairGranted! No strings attached! This one is on the house!
I wish for fuzzy socks.
granted, but everytime you bite onto it, you taste lettuce insteadGranted!
Unfortunately every time you press it you have to wait 18 hours while 'Scandisk' scans your brain for errors.
I wish for a perfect toasted cheese sandwich.
Granted, but every other day of the week will be monday, meaning that your worst day of the week will keep looping itselfGranted!
*Snaps fingers*
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..you do have your own spacesuit?....
....right?.....
I wish it was Sunday so I can sleep in.
granted, but now you have aidsGranted! Mars immediately explodes. But hey, I could have made Earth explode instead, so you got off easy.
I wish for a COVID vaccine.
*Hands you body pillow with woman on it.* It is done xD<the cat picks up a piece of gum, and drops it at your feet> Whatever you want, though it might be a little crunchy now.
I wish I could relate to people I can't relate to,
*a horde of drooling, low-IQed individuals appears**Hands you body pillow with woman on it.* It is done xD
I want boobs.
*Glares**a horde of drooling, low-IQed individuals appears*
Behold! Idiots!
I want a nice cape.
Granted!*Glares*
*Hands you an action figure with a cape.*
Eat that.
I want two smoothies!