Game: bad genies

[Foxy Emy]

Granted!

You now have a wonderful, toy, train car!

I wish I was a fox again. Darn genies capitalizing on my fat finger autocorrect problems.

 

[Yakamaru]

Wiah granted. You're now a fox. A very floofy one. There is one problem however. One you may ponder on for the rest of your life.

I wish for a beer with Cola flavour.

 

[TR273]

Granted!
Unfortunately this genie is a tad deaf and thought you said Koala flavored beer. This beer is widely seen as unethical since it is made with real koalas. By drinking it you are universally hated, hunted and reviled.

I wish for cake.

 

[Faustus]

Granted! You are caked in mud.

I wish for my own observatory.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted. It's on the dark side of the moon though.

I wish for a fish tank.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Granted! You are caked in mud.

I wish for my own observatory.

Granted! You have an Observatory desicated to observing... Well you! Crowds gather daily to watch you and ignore the "please do not feed the Faustus" signs around your cave.

Ah! Ninjaed!

Granted! You have a 55 gallon fish tank. No filter, no water, no fish. It just takes up space.

I wish for some ninja gear!

 

[Good Boy Avery]

Granted! You have an Observatory desicated to observing... Well you! Crowds gather daily to watch you and ignore the "please do not feed the Faustus" signs around your cave.

Ah! Ninjaed!

Granted! You have a 55 gallon fish tank. No filter, no water, no fish. It just takes up space.

I wish for some ninja gear!

Granted, you now have a plethora of silk waistbands.

I wish for a new car.

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, but you will have to assemble it yourself from the raw materials.

I wish for my own space station around Earth.

 

[Faustus]

Granted! It's a Dyson Sphere, which completely blocks out all light from the sun, killing life on Earth.

I wish a new Sci Fi author were discovered who's as good as Arthur C. Clarke was!

 

[metatherat]

Granted. The author is discovered in a seedy motel room, dead of multiple stab wounds.

I wish pet rats lived longer.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Granted. The author is discovered in a seedy motel room, dead of multiple stab wounds.

I wish pet rats lived longer.

Granted! No strings attached! This one is on the house!

I wish for fuzzy socks.

 

[Deleted member 133545]

Granted! No strings attached! This one is on the house!

I wish for fuzzy socks.

granted, but that costed all your hair
now you can cosplay as Saitama

I wish for a brain refresh button

 

[TR273]

Granted!
Unfortunately every time you press it you have to wait 18 hours while 'Scandisk' scans your brain for errors.

I wish for a perfect toasted cheese sandwich.

 

[Deleted member 133545]

Granted!
Unfortunately every time you press it you have to wait 18 hours while 'Scandisk' scans your brain for errors.

I wish for a perfect toasted cheese sandwich.

granted, but everytime you bite onto it, you taste lettuce instead
hey, it's a good way to go for a diet
make good food taste bad!

I wish I could go to space

 

[TR273]

Granted!
*Snaps fingers*
....
......
..you do have your own spacesuit?....
....right?.....

I wish it was Sunday so I can sleep in.

 

[Deleted member 133545]

Granted!
*Snaps fingers*
....
......
..you do have your own spacesuit?....
....right?.....

I wish it was Sunday so I can sleep in.

Granted, but every other day of the week will be monday, meaning that your worst day of the week will keep looping itself
I wish mars wouldn't get colonized one day

 

[zandelux]

Granted! Mars immediately explodes. But hey, I could have made Earth explode instead, so you got off easy.

I wish for a COVID vaccine.

 

[Deleted member 133545]

Granted! Mars immediately explodes. But hey, I could have made Earth explode instead, so you got off easy.

I wish for a COVID vaccine.

granted, but now you have aids
you can die from a common cold
I wish Diavolo had a requiem version of king crimson

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Hands you poster.*

I wish for a gum drop.

 

[Mambi]

<the cat picks up a piece of gum, and drops it at your feet> Whatever you want, though it might be a little crunchy now.

I wish I could relate to people I can't relate to,

 

[ssaannttoo]

<the cat picks up a piece of gum, and drops it at your feet> Whatever you want, though it might be a little crunchy now.

I wish I could relate to people I can't relate to,

*Hands you body pillow with woman on it.* It is done xD

I want boobs.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Hands you body pillow with woman on it.* It is done xD

I want boobs.

*a horde of drooling, low-IQed individuals appears*
Behold! Idiots!

I want a nice cape.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*a horde of drooling, low-IQed individuals appears*
Behold! Idiots!

I want a nice cape.

*Glares*

*Hands you an action figure with a cape.*

Eat that.

I want two smoothies!

 

[TR273]

*Glares*

*Hands you an action figure with a cape.*

Eat that.

I want two smoothies!

Granted!
Two smooth guys appear and.....
....well you know the rest.

I wish for more skill at cartooning.

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, but all of the supplies necessary to create cartoons runs out.

I wish I could create my own video game.