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Game: bad genies

Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Granted!

You now have a wonderful, toy, train car!

I wish I was a fox again. Darn genies capitalizing on my fat finger autocorrect problems.
 
Yakamaru

Yakamaru

Woof? Woof
Wiah granted. You're now a fox. A very floofy one. There is one problem however. One you may ponder on for the rest of your life.

I wish for a beer with Cola flavour.
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Granted!
Unfortunately this genie is a tad deaf and thought you said Koala flavored beer. This beer is widely seen as unethical since it is made with real koalas. By drinking it you are universally hated, hunted and reviled.

I wish for cake.
 
Yakamaru

Yakamaru

Woof? Woof
Granted. It's on the dark side of the moon though.

I wish for a fish tank.
 
Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Faustus said:
Granted! You are caked in mud.

I wish for my own observatory.
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Granted! You have an Observatory desicated to observing... Well you! Crowds gather daily to watch you and ignore the "please do not feed the Faustus" signs around your cave.

Ah! Ninjaed!

Granted! You have a 55 gallon fish tank. No filter, no water, no fish. It just takes up space.

I wish for some ninja gear!
 
Good Boy Avery

Good Boy Avery

Level 28 Good Boy
Emyrelda Seoni said:
Granted! You have an Observatory desicated to observing... Well you! Crowds gather daily to watch you and ignore the "please do not feed the Faustus" signs around your cave.

Ah! Ninjaed!

Granted! You have a 55 gallon fish tank. No filter, no water, no fish. It just takes up space.

I wish for some ninja gear!
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Granted, you now have a plethora of silk waistbands.

I wish for a new car.
 
Faustus

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! It's a Dyson Sphere, which completely blocks out all light from the sun, killing life on Earth.

I wish a new Sci Fi author were discovered who's as good as Arthur C. Clarke was!
 
Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
metatherat said:
Granted. The author is discovered in a seedy motel room, dead of multiple stab wounds.

I wish pet rats lived longer.
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Granted! No strings attached! This one is on the house!

I wish for fuzzy socks.
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Granted!
Unfortunately every time you press it you have to wait 18 hours while 'Scandisk' scans your brain for errors.

I wish for a perfect toasted cheese sandwich.
 
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TR273 said:
Granted!
Unfortunately every time you press it you have to wait 18 hours while 'Scandisk' scans your brain for errors.

I wish for a perfect toasted cheese sandwich.
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granted, but everytime you bite onto it, you taste lettuce instead
hey, it's a good way to go for a diet
make good food taste bad!

I wish I could go to space
 
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Deleted member 133545

Guest
TR273 said:
Granted!
*Snaps fingers*
....
......
..you do have your own spacesuit?....
....right?.....

I wish it was Sunday so I can sleep in.
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Granted, but every other day of the week will be monday, meaning that your worst day of the week will keep looping itself
I wish mars wouldn't get colonized one day
 
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zandelux said:
Granted! Mars immediately explodes. But hey, I could have made Earth explode instead, so you got off easy.

I wish for a COVID vaccine.
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granted, but now you have aids
you can die from a common cold
I wish Diavolo had a requiem version of king crimson
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*Hands you poster.*

I wish for a gum drop.
 
Mambi

Mambi

Fun loving kitty cat
<the cat picks up a piece of gum, and drops it at your feet> Whatever you want, though it might be a little crunchy now.

I wish I could relate to people I can't relate to,
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Mambi said:
<the cat picks up a piece of gum, and drops it at your feet> Whatever you want, though it might be a little crunchy now.

I wish I could relate to people I can't relate to,
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*Hands you body pillow with woman on it.* It is done xD

I want boobs.
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
*a horde of drooling, low-IQed individuals appears*
Behold! Idiots!

I want a nice cape.
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*Glares*

*Hands you an action figure with a cape.*

Eat that.

I want two smoothies!
 
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