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Game: bad genies

Tyll'a

Stubborn Caracal
Granted. Now the world moves at one-eighth the speed, while you still move at normal speed. However, you can't control your newfound "speed" and accidentally destroy a small city!

I wish that the pack of "boneless" chicken I got today didn't have a bone in it.
 

Foxy Emy

*Mischivious Noises*
Granted! It doesn't have any chicken in it either.

I wish for a life size statue of my lovely self made of solid diamond.

Granted!

But the statue is alive and thinks it IS you.... if you disagree with him... well he knows your every trick and is made of diamond! Good luck getting your life back from him!

I wish I didn't sweat so much.
 
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sleepy kitty

Master of all cats!
Granted, you can never sweat again! Unfortunately you will eventually die of heat stroke. =(

I wish I had more Switch games.
 

Polaris

Random Posting Sheepo
Granted! Now you have a bowl of decently made ramen. However, the ingredients used in it are something that are not to your taste.

I wish I could win in a lottery.
 

sleepy kitty

Master of all cats!
Granted! You and one million other people won the lottery, and all of you recieve $20 each. Enjoy!

I wish I had a Hershey bar
 

Alys_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
Granted!! You now have the smallest Hershey bar in existence! Hope you like it!

I wish I had infinite chocolate milk
 

Sir Thaikard

GOTTA WRITE FAST.
Granted. The chocolate milk fills your stomach, ears, and pores. It replaces the blood in your veins, the fluid in your eyes and spine.

Soon you become a fountain of chocolate milk, spewing dairy goodness at a rate fast enough to drown a small village. You do not survive but the local children enjoy the endless supply that you exude.

I wish my socks were dry.
 

Alys_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
Granted! I stole that sandwich so here you go! *Gives the most delectable sandwich to you*

I wish for more bracelets
 

GroovySpaceFox

Well-Known Member
Granted, you get a whole shipping container full of bracelets but they are buried somewhere in the Arctic.

I wish I had my own TV production company.
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Wish granted, but all you produce is fox porn so it is banned from being broadcast.

I wish I had a mint chocolate chip milkshake.
 

Tyll'a

Stubborn Caracal
Granted. Hope you like milkshakes made with expired milk.

I wish for a period keyboard and mouse for my 2002 iMac G4.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! Every key on your keyboard is now a period (.) mark. The mouse, on the other hand, doesn't know what a computer is since she's from the year 1890, but she has a lovely hooped skirt and bustle!

I wish for a pair of socks.
 

Foxy Emy

*Mischivious Noises*
Granted! *socks you in the face, twice*

I wish for a WARM FUZZY pair of socks.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! *Pokes you in the 'treats' several times with a stick*

I wish for faster global illumination interpolation.
 

Foxy Emy

*Mischivious Noises*
Granted! *Pokes you in the 'treats' several times with a stick*

I wish for faster global illumination interpolation.
Granted!

You are now a member of the Illuminate! Wait, you DIDN'T know that was the password for initiation? Oops. Well we can't let you leave now that you know... so welcome!

I wish winter wasn't so dark.
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Granted!

You are now a member of the Illuminate! Wait, you DIDN'T know that was the password for initiation? Oops. Well we can't let you leave now that you know... so welcome!

I wish winter wasn't so dark.
Granted!

Mr Winter has abandoned his goth lifestyle and become a free living hippy.

I wish my missing letter would show up.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Granted!

Mr Winter has abandoned his goth lifestyle and become a free living hippy.

I wish my missing letter would show up.
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Granted! The letter shows up. But it is a legal a summons, and a copy of a deed that shows that all of the land comprising Lesser Mouseland, in fact, is owned by Skunk Hollow, and thus subject to the laws, rules, regulations and taxes of Skunk Hollow.

*submits a bill for 1,000 Melons, in back taxes*

I wish that the only way to listen to recorded music was via 33 1/3 rpm vinyl records.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Granted...but all players are operating at 45 speeds.

I wish I could see sounds (safely).

Granted! You find that when a skunk sprays, you can see the sound-waves in the misty fumes. Good luck! :p

I wish that @metatherat's tail magically transformed into a bushy, fluffy skunk's tail.
 

Foxy Emy

*Mischivious Noises*
Granted! You find that when a skunk sprays, you can see the sound-waves in the misty fumes. Good luck! :p

I wish that @metatherat's tail magically transformed into a bushy, fluffy skunk's tail.
Granted! But your own tail turns into a leathery rat tail!

I wish for a box of fox licks.
 
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