Game: bad genies

[Sir Thaikard]

Granted. A thousand copies of Garfield Kart: Furious Racing pelt your lawn and face from the skies.

I wish I could get a decent bowl of ramen.

 

[Polaris]

Granted! Now you have a bowl of decently made ramen. However, the ingredients used in it are something that are not to your taste.

I wish I could win in a lottery.

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Granted! You and one million other people won the lottery, and all of you recieve $20 each. Enjoy!

I wish I had a Hershey bar

 

[Alyx_0_0]

Granted!! You now have the smallest Hershey bar in existence! Hope you like it!

I wish I had infinite chocolate milk

 

[Sir Thaikard]

Granted. The chocolate milk fills your stomach, ears, and pores. It replaces the blood in your veins, the fluid in your eyes and spine.

Soon you become a fountain of chocolate milk, spewing dairy goodness at a rate fast enough to drown a small village. You do not survive but the local children enjoy the endless supply that you exude.

I wish my socks were dry.

 

[pilgrimfromoblivion]

Granted. Your socks are now made of bones.
I wish for the most delectable sandwich ever created.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Granted! But the sandwich is so delectable that someone else steals and eats it before you.

I wish for a nice simple meal today.

 

[Alyx_0_0]

Granted! I stole that sandwich so here you go! *Gives the most delectable sandwich to you*

I wish for more bracelets

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, you get a whole shipping container full of bracelets but they are buried somewhere in the Arctic.

I wish I had my own TV production company.

 

[Keefur]

Wish granted, but all you produce is fox porn so it is banned from being broadcast.

I wish I had a mint chocolate chip milkshake.

 

[Tyll'a]

Granted. Hope you like milkshakes made with expired milk.

I wish for a period keyboard and mouse for my 2002 iMac G4.

 

[Faustus]

Granted! Every key on your keyboard is now a period (.) mark. The mouse, on the other hand, doesn't know what a computer is since she's from the year 1890, but she has a lovely hooped skirt and bustle!

I wish for a pair of socks.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Granted! *socks you in the face, twice*

I wish for a WARM FUZZY pair of socks.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Granted! *socks you in the face, twice*

I wish for a WARM FUZZY pair of socks.

*Puts two fuzzy boxing gloves, give you a 'jab cross' combo twice.*

Hehe

I wish I could have... some poké treats!

 

[Faustus]

Granted! *Pokes you in the 'treats' several times with a stick*

I wish for faster global illumination interpolation.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Granted! *Pokes you in the 'treats' several times with a stick*

I wish for faster global illumination interpolation.

Granted!

You are now a member of the Illuminate! Wait, you DIDN'T know that was the password for initiation? Oops. Well we can't let you leave now that you know... so welcome!

I wish winter wasn't so dark.

 

[TR273]

Granted!

You are now a member of the Illuminate! Wait, you DIDN'T know that was the password for initiation? Oops. Well we can't let you leave now that you know... so welcome!

I wish winter wasn't so dark.

Granted!

Mr Winter has abandoned his goth lifestyle and become a free living hippy.

I wish my missing letter would show up.

 

[Simo]

Granted!

Mr Winter has abandoned his goth lifestyle and become a free living hippy.

I wish my missing letter would show up.

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Granted! The letter shows up. But it is a legal a summons, and a copy of a deed that shows that all of the land comprising Lesser Mouseland, in fact, is owned by Skunk Hollow, and thus subject to the laws, rules, regulations and taxes of Skunk Hollow.

*submits a bill for 1,000 Melons, in back taxes*

I wish that the only way to listen to recorded music was via 33 1/3 rpm vinyl records.

 

[Mambi]

I wish that the only way to listen to recorded music was via 33 1/3 rpm vinyl records.

Granted...but all players are operating at 45 speeds.

I wish I could see sounds (safely).

 

[Simo]

Granted...but all players are operating at 45 speeds.

I wish I could see sounds (safely).

Granted! You find that when a skunk sprays, you can see the sound-waves in the misty fumes. Good luck!

I wish that @metatherat's tail magically transformed into a bushy, fluffy skunk's tail.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Granted! You find that when a skunk sprays, you can see the sound-waves in the misty fumes. Good luck!

I wish that @metatherat's tail magically transformed into a bushy, fluffy skunk's tail.

Granted! But your own tail turns into a leathery rat tail!

I wish for a box of fox licks.

 

[Ravofox]

Granted! They have cooties

I wish my PC will survive!'

 

[Mambi]

Granted! They have cooties

I wish my PC will survive!'

..."Skynet installed..."

now I wish for humanity to survive...

 

[Pygmepatl]

Granted! But it survives by humans becoming furries because of the radiation caused by the machines' nuclear attack.

I wish for furryfication and transhumanism to be the new future instead.

 

[Melnew]

Granted! But it survives by humans becoming furries because of the radiation caused by the machines' nuclear attack.

I wish for furryfication and transhumanism to be the new future instead.

Granted the government now installs passive animal genes into citizens to keep them docile

I wish the next person would write out their response in Spanish.