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Game: bad genies

zandelux

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Poof! A delicious chicken dinner appears in front of you and you eat it. Too bad it was breakfast time, and everyone silently judges you for the rest of your life. For shame... eating dinner for breakfast... you monster.

I wish for a functional portal gun.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! You foresee.... this sock in the face! *POW!*
Ok, that's your lot, no more prognosticating for you.

I wish PS5 consoles were available again so I could buy one.
 

Foxy Emy

*Mischivious Noises*
Granted! You foresee.... this sock in the face! *POW!*
Ok, that's your lot, no more prognosticating for you.

I wish PS5 consoles were available again so I could buy one.

Granted! Unfortunately you need to return in because it doesn't work and there are non left to replace it.

I wish for some tasty bugs...
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Granted.
However you are cursed to be asked 'Do you work here?' everytime you enter a shop while wearing the jacket. Even if the staff don't wear hi-vis.
(I speak from experience here)

I wish 8-track tapes were a thing again.
 

sleepy kitty

oh no, it's that crazy cat :o
Granted, but all other fruits do go extinct instead!

I wish I had a bottle of cream soda!
 

ben909

vaporeon with Axolotl gill array as neck fin
Granted, but all other fruits do go extinct instead!

I wish I had a bottle of cream soda!

granted,

you now have carbonated half and half with some sugar in it

(That or powdered cream with baking soda)

I wish we knew how to do these wishes right
 

Ravofox

Aussie foxy
Granted, but you're frozen in time :p

I wish I get my computer back soon.
 

sleepy kitty

oh no, it's that crazy cat :o
Granted! You now have a giant ocean sunfish flopping about in your home!

I wish to enjoy cilantro.
 

Foxy Emy

*Mischivious Noises*
Granted! You now have a giant ocean sunfish flopping about in your home!

I wish to enjoy cilantro.

Granted! You enjoy the feeling of burning down cilantro fields with a flamethrower. And the nice smell.

I wish I had a pet dragon to snuggle!
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! And here's a giant bottle of ketchup! Oh, that's not for *you*. Well, it is in a certain sense I guess ;) Bon appetite.

I wish for a pretty rainbow
 

Alaricat

Tiny blue piece of shit
Granted! And here's a giant bottle of ketchup! Oh, that's not for *you*. Well, it is in a certain sense I guess ;) Bon appetite.

I wish for a pretty rainbow
You got a bowtie made of rain, and now youre soaked every time you try to wear it

I wish for a fursuit made by my favorite maker of my fursona
 

Pogo

I pounce i bounce.
Granted. The genie gets your favorite maker of fursuits to make a suit for you. However the genie doesnt foot the bill and the suit maker fully expects you to pay for it.
At least the suits nice :3

I wish i had a key that can open any lock.
Including digital locks and vaults which normally has no key hole to speak of.
 

Foxy Emy

*Mischivious Noises*
Granted. The genie gets your favorite maker of fursuits to make a suit for you. However the genie doesnt foot the bill and the suit maker fully expects you to pay for it.
At least the suits nice :3

I wish i had a key that can open any lock.
Including digital locks and vaults which normally has no key hole to speak of.

Granted! But is smol and is somewhere in your sofa.... or was it in the recliner?

I wish the rent wasn't so high.
 

sleepy kitty

oh no, it's that crazy cat :o
Granted, but now your utilities have quadroupled!

I wish for a new & cute bracelet!
 

Foxy Emy

*Mischivious Noises*
Granted, but now your utilities have quadroupled!

I wish for a new & cute bracelet!

Granted... is a smol snek... with sharp teeth. The venom itches a bit.

I wish for some new shoes... that fit please.
 

sleepy kitty

oh no, it's that crazy cat :o
Granted, you now have new shoes that fit! Unfortunately they only fit Shaqueal O'Neil's feet, not yours!

I wish for more chicken nuggets!
 

Foxy Emy

*Mischivious Noises*
Granted, you now have new shoes that fit! Unfortunately they only fit Shaqueal O'Neil's feet, not yours!

I wish for more chicken nuggets!
Granted! Here is a uranium nugget shaped like a chicken!

I wish for some good ramen!
 
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