Game: bad genies

[Pygmepatl]

Granted! A very tiny bowl of ramen appears in front of you and can be easily finished in less than one second, but it's the best ramen ever made. Enjoy your ramen while you can and remember the experience forever!

I wish the file size limit of the forums was of more than 1M+.

 

[Ravofox]

Granted! It gets so huge that all the pent up furriness explodes through whatever device you are using

I wish that Thirsday is internationally recognised as Fursday

 

[Faustus]

Granted! 'Thirsday' of course does not appear on any calendar. I think you meant 'Thursday' but... I'm bound by the Genie code to give you exactly what you asked for and precisely what you didn't want. SorryNotSorry.

I wish for a never-ending roll of bubble wrap.

 

[Bluefiremark II]

Granted! 'Thirsday' of course does not appear on any calendar. I think you meant 'Thursday' but... I'm bound by the Genie code to give you exactly what you asked for and precisely what you didn't want. SorryNotSorry.

I wish for a never-ending roll of bubble wrap.

Granted... you will be wrapped in an endless roll of bubble wrap, never to escape..

I wish for some colorful rocks.

 

[Ravofox]

Granted! They're highly radioactive, you'll be dead in three days

I wish my beard would shave itself, I'm just too lazy to be bothered XD

 

[Keefur]

Wish granted. Since there is not a really defined border for beards, you are now completely sans fur now.

I wish for another Ice Age.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Granted! You get another bottle of "Ice Age".

I wish to have a warm meal for this cold night.

 

[Faustus]

Granted! It's gazpacho. All the rich elitists laugh at you for not knowing gazpacho is served cold.

I wish for my own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

 

[Keefur]

Wish Granted, but the sidewalk got torn up for street repair.

I wish I was 21 years old again.

 

[Ravofox]

Granted, you don't know what 9+10 equals

I wish I spoke Irish.

 

[Faustus]

Granted, but you can't SPELL it. Nobody can. I mean, come on! 'Siobhan' spells 'see-oh-ban', not 'shiv-awn'!

I wish for the best toilet ever.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Granted, but you can't SPELL it. Nobody can. I mean, come on! 'Siobhan' spells 'see-oh-ban', not 'shiv-awn'!

I wish for the best toilet ever.

Granted! The best toilet ever suddenly appears in your bathroom replacing your old one, it looks so comfy and nice, but it breaks into pieces as soon as you sit on it. Hey, you asked for the best toilet ever, not the strongest one.

Well, I wish for your butt to be fixed after that just out of sympathy.

 

[zandelux]

Granted. I take @Faustus 's butt to the vet and get it "fixed". No butt babies for you!

I wish for a gallon of PCP.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Hands you a gallon container of pretty colored Pee.*

I assume this is what you meant.

I wish for.... some sexy clothing.

 

[Faustus]

Granted. I take @Faustus 's butt to the vet and get it "fixed". No butt babies for you!

I guess that means I don't need the toilet any more at least!

@ssaannttoo granted! The clothing is so very sexy that every time you get it out of the closet you are immediately compelled to have sex with it, so it has to go in the laundry again.

I wish for a horn of Viking mead to celebrate my victory in Assassin's Creed: Valhalla! Skal!

 

[Foxy Emy]

I guess that means I don't need the toilet any more at least!

@ssaannttoo granted! The clothing is so very sexy that every time you get it out of the closet you are immediately compelled to have sex with it, so it has to go in the laundry again.

I wish for a horn of Viking mead to celebrate my victory in Assassin's Creed: Valhalla! Skal!

Granted! When you wake in the morning, your gaming system is smashed and the only clue is a tattoo of Thor's hammer on your flank. THAT was some strong mead!

I wish bras didn't cost so much!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Granted! When you wake in the morning, your gaming system is smashed and the only clue is a tattoo of Thor's hammer on your flank. THAT was some strong mead!

I wish bras didn't cost so much!

*Snaps fingers.*

Now bra's are 5 Cents. But they're just a tank top.

I wish I would receive more belly rubs!! ÒwÓ

 

[Foxy Emy]

*Snaps fingers.*

Now bra's are 5 Cents. But they're just a tank top.

I wish I would receive more belly rubs!! ÒwÓ

Granted! Those are on the house! *rubs belly*

I wish the coffee people and the tea people could get along.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Granted! Those are on the house! *rubs belly*

I wish the coffee people and the tea people could get along.

They can now. The coffee people are dead :3

I could use some cute socks for my little pawbs.

*SHows off da paws.*

 

[Foxy Emy]

They can now. The coffee people are dead :3

I could use some cute socks for my little pawbs.

*SHows off da paws.*

Granted! They are big though, dwarfing your little pawbs and it looks extra cute! Won't stay on, though.

I wish for some "tea." Definitely not coffee... nope. *wink wink*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Granted! They are big though, dwarfing your little pawbs and it looks extra cute! Won't stay on, though.

I wish for some "tea." Definitely not coffee... nope. *wink wink*

*Head tilt.*

*Stares incredulously.*

*Gives you tea.*

I want a cute bow!

 

[Frank Gulotta]

I want a cute bow!

You have my bow!

I wish for full health.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Gives you a coupon for a local animal hospital.*

Dont say I never gave you anything.

I'd like a kiss on my snoot.

 

[Faustus]

Awwwww, sure, buddy! *Kiss*
...don't worry about the bleeding, it should stop in half an hour or so.

I wish for a non-scalped PS5 that works.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Awwwww, sure, buddy! *Kiss*
...don't worry about the bleeding, it should stop in half an hour or so.

I wish for a non-scalped PS5 that works.

*Gives you a PS5, but you can only play Cyberpunk.*

I wish for some.. A cute little stuffy