Game: bad genies

[Keefur]

Wish granted. All dogs are now cats. They are still needy, smelly, destructive, and need to poo, but the good news is that they aren't dogs anymore.

I wish I had a tame pet sabertooth cat.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*You now have a collar on you.*

There :3


I wish I could have aaaaaa cute hat :3

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, but you are constantly surrounded by a group of menacing letter "a"s that follow you around and make horrible growling sounds.

I wish I had an omelet.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*You have an omelet. but that is all it is. Just egg that has been folded over. While it isn't terrible it's quite bland. and it looks a little off. *

I tried okay!! I'm a genie not a cook!

I would I knew how to cook.

 

[Faustus]

You now know how to cook wood. Your speciality is horse penis flambé. That's what you said, right? I'm a little deaf.

I wish for my own music festival!

 

[ssaannttoo]

You now know how to cook wood. Your speciality is horse penis flambé. That's what you said, right? I'm a little deaf.

I wish for my own music festival!

All the songs are about horse penis. >:I

I want a.... a book.

 

[Faustus]

All the songs are about horse penis. >:I

I shall call it.... Woodstock

Granted! It's a book about horse penis! See how you like it!

I wish for anything that's not a horse penis!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Gives you a a lamp that looks very similarly to a horse penis.*

:3 It's a lamp. Anybody who says other wise is probably horny.


I want anything that IS a horse penis.

 

[Faustus]

@ssaannttoo Here, you can have this lamp. DON'T RUB IT!

I wish I could get these horse penis songs out of my head!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Now thinks about bull penis songs.*

That should do it.

I want some breakfast.

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted but your breakfast consists of just 3 pieces of corn flakes.

I wish I had some waffles.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You now have three of those plastic squeaky toy waffles. Hope you enjoy :3

I would like some fresh drinking water in a cup please.

 

[Ravofox]

Granted!! The cup is made of mesh

I wish I could write a good personal statement for university.

 

[Keefur]

Wish granted. You write a good personal statement, but it has waaaay too much information, so now everyone knows about all your "used to be" personal secrets.

I wish I knew the value of all items I look at for appraisal.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

I wish I knew the value of all items I look at for appraisal.

Granted! now you look at any object or person and all you can see is its value as a number, also it's using the Drachma standard from 200 BC!

I wish honesty wasn't underrated.

 

[Keefur]

Wish granted. Honesty is now so highly valued, that to tell, either on purpose or by a slip of the tongue, anything that isn't the complete truth carries a death penalty. The result is that society has become a collection of hermit people that never interact with each other.

I wish I had some mint chocolate chip ice cream.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Into existence pops a single spoonful of super melty mint chocolate chip ice cream, but be weary it looks like it has hair on it.*

I wish for love and affection :3

 

[Faustus]

Granted! Unfortunately you also have to put up with being called 'George'.

I wish for a cellar.

 

[ssaannttoo]

A-a a cellar? *Gulps.*

W-what would you need a cellar for? *Snaps fingers and gives you a bright pink cellar.*

I wish for the meaning of the universe.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Granted! But it's too much for little mortal head that you explode!

I wish to bring @ssaannttoo back.

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Granted!
*puts on a fox hoodie, and does my best impression of ssaannttoo*

I wish all of @Pygmepatl 's wishes would come true!

 

[SinglePringle]

Granted!

*steals your fox hoodie* I'm ssaannttoo now

I wish I could draw hands

 

[Faustus]

Granted! You can draw your hands out of your pockets and make finger guns at people faster than anyone else in the rootin' tootin' West.

I wish my house cleaned itself.

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Granted! Your house now has telepathic power; it can use mind control and make you clean up the house. No time like the present me lad, now go fetch a broom, that bathroom floor won't sweep itself.

I wish Faustus had a nice hot breakfast.

 

[ssaannttoo]

It is done, no strings attached because it's so wholesome.

I want @Matt the Terrier to have a nice cup of *Dry heaves* C-coffee.