Game: bad genies

[Pygmepatl]

Granted! Here is a mask. It is full of gas personally supplied by @Simo.

I wish for a helter-skelter in my back yard.

Poor @ssaannttoo, should have thought his wish better. *Also attaches a hose with gas of my own*

Anyways! Wish granted, you get a big helter-skelter in your backyard, but it's mountain sized so it sinks your whole territory.

I wish for a hot chocolate to sleep already.

 

[Faustus]

Granted! Your hot chocolate is now asleep, and you can't bring yourself to wake it up just to drink it.

I wish for my own travelling circus!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Blink, blink.*

B-but you already have one... You are the entire circus. you're cursed for being greedy!

I wish for a single gold doubloon of average size in the palm of my hand.

 

[SinglePringle]

Granted!

The doubloon is the average size of a male African Elephant


I wish that the Tennessee Titans will win the 2021-2022 American football Super bowl.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Doesnt know of this football.*

*Hands you 'soccer' ball instead.*

I wish everybody had boobs. ever.. body.

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*Doesnt know of this football.*

*Hands you 'soccer' ball instead.*

I wish everybody had boobs. ever.. body.

Granted! Unfortunately, your cup size is 28Z. Good luck find a top that fits, because are one of only two people on the planet with that cup size, and you're one of them.

I wish I was getting paid $20 an hour.

 

[SinglePringle]

Granted!

You're now being paid $20 an hour as a test subject for a pepper spray company

 

[ssaannttoo]

You didn't ask for a wish soooo Imma just do what I want. I'm putting you in the biggest, poofiest, most sultry dress I can find, and oh is it pushing buttons

I wish I could look as good as that!

 

[SinglePringle]

You didn't ask for a wish soooo Imma just do what I want. I'm putting you in the biggest, poofiest, most sultry dress I can find, and oh is it pushing buttons

I wish I could look as good as that!

Oops 0-o

Your wish is granted, you now look as good as that ... walrus over there. Say hi, Freddy! *Happy Walrus noises*

I wish I was the most popular, well liked person on Earth

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Makes a little ant colony on a globe.*

They love you.

I wish for some ice cream.

 

[SinglePringle]

*tries to hug ants without squishing them*

Granted, your ice cream flavor is Gingko Me Tabasco


I wish that all my classes for tomorrow get canceled

 

[ssaannttoo]

They are canceled... but so is the rest of the world.

I wish for some good, nice long, extra thick poles

 

[Faustus]

I wish for some good, nice long, extra thick poles

Granted! The North and South pole now reach almost to the equator and are over a mile thick in places! On the plus side, you just solved global warming. On the other hand, you just started a new ice age.

I wish for a warm fleecy jacket.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Walks up to you with a poorly sew jacket from pieces of fleece I've found.*

I.. I hope you like it >~<

I want to be better at sewing.

 

[SinglePringle]

Granted! Now just watch this 5 hour long video tutorial, put in hours and hours of practice, and you're good to go!


I wish I had the power to control minds

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, but your powers are limited to goldfish.

I wish I had the power to make pizza out of thin air.

 

[SinglePringle]

Granted. You'll just have to climb a mountain to get some "thin air"

I wish that it wasn't so late at night

 

[Ravofox]

Granted! It's extremely early in the morning instead

I wish it was February 30!

 

[Faustus]

Granted! But in order to add an extra day to the month of February I had to erase your birthday, otherwise the calendar would start to drift.

I wish for.... that thing right there!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Looks a bit confused.*

*Walks over to the Eiffel tower and then places it in your paws.**

There.

I want your mom

 

[Faustus]

Ok, dad. MOM!!!

I wish for a copy of the Fortean Times.

 

[florance the fox]

Ok, dad. MOM!!!

I wish for a copy of the Fortean Times.

*gives you it but it's the music "a friend like me instead*
i wish for cute bees

 

[Good Boy Avery]

Granted. You get a bunch of minecraft bees. But there's a lot. Too many. You can't even mine without possibly hitting one. Your death is inevitable.

I wish for more minions! @Izzy4895 is gonna get lonely!

 

[Izzy4895]

You get more minions, but they are poorly behaved, and no amount of punishment will change their behavior.

I wish my job were more interesting.

 

[Player]

Granted but you got fired the next day.

I wish I was happy.