It's rusty and sharp on the edges. You have a 60% chance of catching tetanus from it. The previous owner died of it, he also had AIDS. Did I tell you it also carries a pirate curse? eh just focus on the tetanus and maybe the AIDS it's already bad enoughI wish for a penny.
Don't worry I've killed the freeloaders.Granted! Everything at your workplace is now perfectly smooth. As a result there are no desks or tables because they stick out too much, the floors are so slippery you keep falling over, and every room is a highly impractical perfect ovoid without a single edge or corner.
I wish I could offer free art to people who deserve it without being targeted by freeloaders.
You get a new paddle, of the canoe variety
I wish for someone to wish me a happy Pi day before it's too late