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Game: bad genies

Frank Gulotta

Send us your floppy
Gotcha! here's a traffic cone filled with ice cubes and shaving cream! close enough!

I wish for a pair of jeans that's not completely ruined :mad:
 

Frank Gulotta

Send us your floppy
I wish for a penny.
It's rusty and sharp on the edges. You have a 60% chance of catching tetanus from it. The previous owner died of it, he also had AIDS. Did I tell you it also carries a pirate curse? eh just focus on the tetanus and maybe the AIDS it's already bad enough

I wish bards would sing my praises!
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! Everything at your workplace is now perfectly smooth. As a result there are no desks or tables because they stick out too much, the floors are so slippery you keep falling over, and every room is a highly impractical perfect ovoid without a single edge or corner.

I wish I could offer free art to people who deserve it without being targeted by freeloaders.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Granted! Everything at your workplace is now perfectly smooth. As a result there are no desks or tables because they stick out too much, the floors are so slippery you keep falling over, and every room is a highly impractical perfect ovoid without a single edge or corner.

I wish I could offer free art to people who deserve it without being targeted by freeloaders.
Don't worry I've killed the freeloaders.

I wish for some free art xD
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
I wish for some free art xD
Ooh you asked for it now! Here!
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I wish for a nice sharp shiny Japanese sword. It's for ssaannttoo.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
YOU DIDNT ASK FOR ANYTHING SO YOU GET A PADDLING! SMACH, SMACK, SMACK!

I WANT A NEW PADDLE BECAUSE I BROKE MY LAST ONE ON YOUR ASSSSSSSSS
 

Tallow_Phoenix

Totally not a vampire
You get a new paddle, of the canoe variety

I wish for someone to wish me a happy Pi day before it's too late

A time traveler appears to wish you a Happy Pi Day early! Unfortunately, he broke a few cardinal rules of time travel in the process, and now the time-space continuum is looking a bit shredded.

I wish for a pie.
 

zandelux

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Is granting your wish as a pie to the face too obvious? Okay, your soul is banished to a Three Stooges short, replaying over and over endlessly, wherein you get a pie to the face every 2 minutes.

I wish for 2 pi radians.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! Let's start by me eating all your meals for you. Mmmm. Nice. Oh, I'd better digest it for you too! GULP!
...long story short, you starve to death.

I wish I could eat whatever I liked and still look like a total stud muffin!
 
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