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Game: bad genies

Tacoshark

Defender of the Sacred Nuggs
Done
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Your spoon...is too big


I wish I had wing so I could fly
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! *Wraps fist in two slices of bread and smacks you in the mush twice* ...want another?

I wish for some knuckledusters.
 

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
Granted! A giant cat descends from the sky and gives you a giant straw, but since he's thirsty, he drinks all the tea without a single care, leaving you with the straw.

I wish for a cool night.
 

Yakamaru

Level 32 Knight
Granted, but they all get free wifi and can still scam you.

I wish for a giant turnip worth 300k.
 

SinglePringle

I'm making this comment at 1am
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I wish for an end to my misery
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! There is an end to your misery! It's approximately 75 years off at the moment though, so hang in there!

I wish for a less depressing wish to grant.
 

Yakamaru

Level 32 Knight
Granted, but the sheer level of happiness you get from wishing makes you always wish for more.

I wish for a very, very, very large apple.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! *Punches you in the face again* Why you keep asking for the same thing?

I wish for.... a rissole.
 

zandelux

01189998819991197253
Granted.

Oh this? This bag of peaches I have right here, swinging around like a weapon? No, it's not for smashing your face, that would be too obvious.

drops several peaches down your pants

I wish for a 3-headed dog to guard my house.
 

SinglePringle

I'm making this comment at 1am
Granted.

Oh this? This bag of peaches I have right here, swinging around like a weapon? No, it's not for smashing your face, that would be too obvious.

drops several peaches down your pants

I wish for a 3-headed dog to guard my house.
You have Sir Yipps-a-lot, the three-headed chihuahua guarding your house. He's the size of a mouse, but his voice is as loud as an elephant. And he never, ever, ever stops barking. Even at 3am

I wish for a nice, quiet evening with a 5-star meal and a movie
 

Speratic

Don't mind me, just lurking
Granted.

It's quiet because the apocalypse killed everyone else. Your 5-star meal is a hologram and the only remaining thing to watch is The Bee Movie.


I wish I could understand and talk with my pets.
 
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