You can via the magic metro! It'll take you right to Isengard, but first it has to make 23 stops along the Chicagoland orange line. Also it might break down every half mile. And you might be traveling during peak rush hour. But hey, you'll get there... eventually
I wish that my life was a magical fantasy adventure
Granted. Your bed is now on fire. And full of snakes. Flaming snakes. And they're angry. Very angry. Probably because of the fire. Or because it's not their bed, cuz some jerk wished for snakes to be in their bed. And now they're on fire.