Game: bad genies

[EmpressCiela]

Your wish has been granted. Or will it? Maybe it's being granted right now? Who knows? You lost sense of time upon wishing for it, so certainly not you~

I wish I could make decent art

 

[Lexiand]

Granted but you can't draw anything else but furry art.

I want to be more scary.(I'm running out of ideas)

 

[EmpressCiela]

Your wish has been granted. Now, for my next trick, I will make everyone near you run in pure primal fear at the very mention of your name! Oh? Well, it seems like you have that trick covered by yourself now, hun~

I wish I wasn't so mean with these XD

 

[Lexiand]

Your wish was granted but.......


You can never post again.


I wish I was a expert archer

 

[ACaracalFromWork]

Granted, but you get bored of the art

I wish I could be great at any skill I wanted to be.

 

[Lexiand]

Granted but you get bored of life

I want to read minds

 

[ACaracalFromWork]

Granted, but now you beg to God that you can get it turned off

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[Kurrundo the light fox]

Granted but things become too hectic for you.
I wish for a nap.

 

[Sarachaga]

Granted but it lasts 15 seconds.
I wish for unlimited amounts of booze.

 

[Ravofox]

Granted, but with an addition of snails in every bottle, yum!
I wish for all my clothes to clean themselves

 

[Pipistrele]

I make your clothes clean itself... WITH FIRE!!!
..I wish for a monster girl waifu. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[silveredgreen]

Wish granted, but she's a spider and she lays eggs in your stomach.

I wish i had unlimited wishes.

 

[Foenixblood]

Poof, you get unlimited wishes from a deaf and blind genie

I wish to be famous

 

[Simo]

(OMG, this is among my favorite forum games ever!)

Granted! One night, while taking a sleeping medication with the side effect of 'doing things you may have no memory of', you dress up in a pair of pink bunny pajama onsies, and decide to hit the sales at a busy Wal-Mart, on Black Friday. Frustrated by the long lines and crowed isles, you burst into a rage, and begin hurling frozen turkeys from the food section at random shoppers, injuring 18 before being subdued. The story makes national news.

I wish I lived in an inflatable bounce house, and all other houses and buildings in the US were also made like that.

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

You're wish us granted...

But you're now the black daliah...famous..

Still wishing to bang Scarlett johannsen lol

 

[Simo]

You're wish us granted...

But you're now the black daliah...famous..

Still wishing to bang Scarlett johannsen lol

ooops, we both posted at once!

Granted! You bang into her while driving a school bus full of fur-suited furries, that you rented to take them to a con. Though she survives, she develops PTSD and has total mental breakdowns when she even sees a furry...you in particular.

I wish I lived in an inflatable bounce house, and all other houses and buildings in the US were also made like that.

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

Granted but cleats are all the rage and the bounce houses don't last too long...

I wish I had the power of invisibility

 

[Simo]

Granted! But it only lasts for a few days, and because you've just been sprayed by a certain skunk, you are very easy to detect.

I wish Wonder Woman lived next door.

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

Granted...

But she's old, senile, and needs you to do her diapers...

I wish I had a huge house

 

[Lexiand]

Granted but that house is way to huge. You also get lost in it for ever.


I wish I can pull things out of nowhere

 

[Simo]

Granted! But only rabbits out of hats. It's a neat trick, but people have seen it before, and are positive you're just another average magician.

I wish I had a sweet, juicy watermelon, and was sittin' on the porch, spittin' out the seeds, without a care in the world.

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

Granted but that house is way to huge. You also get lost in it for ever.


I wish I can pull things out of nowhere

Granted... But nowhere is your behind...

Wish i was in better shape

 

[Simo]

Granted...for a Sumo Wrestler, you are in great shape.

I still wish I had a sweet, juicy watermelon, and was sittin' on the porch, spittin' out the seeds, without a care in the world.

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

Granted...for a Sumo Wrestler, you are in great shape.

I still wish I had a sweet, juicy watermelon, and was sittin' on the porch, spittin' out the seeds, without a care in the world.

Granted...but it's the apocalypse, you don't have a care left because the world is ending

I wish i could travel again

 

[Simo]

Granted! Every July, you travel to Death Valley, as a door to door space heater salesman.

I wish I had a snow cone.