(OMG, this is among my favorite forum games ever!)
Granted! One night, while taking a sleeping medication with the side effect of 'doing things you may have no memory of', you dress up in a pair of pink bunny pajama onsies, and decide to hit the sales at a busy Wal-Mart, on Black Friday. Frustrated by the long lines and crowed isles, you burst into a rage, and begin hurling frozen turkeys from the food section at random shoppers, injuring 18 before being subdued. The story makes national news.
I wish I lived in an inflatable bounce house, and all other houses and buildings in the US were also made like that.