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Game: bad genies

EmpressCiela

The Empress has Returned
Your wish has been granted. Or will it? Maybe it's being granted right now? Who knows? You lost sense of time upon wishing for it, so certainly not you~

I wish I could make decent art
 

Lexiand

Werewolf
Granted but you can't draw anything else but furry art.

I want to be more scary.(I'm running out of ideas)
 

EmpressCiela

The Empress has Returned
Your wish has been granted. Now, for my next trick, I will make everyone near you run in pure primal fear at the very mention of your name! Oh? Well, it seems like you have that trick covered by yourself now, hun~

I wish I wasn't so mean with these XD
 

Lexiand

Werewolf
Your wish was granted but.......


You can never post again.


I wish I was a expert archer
 
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ACaracalFromWork

Guest
Granted, but you get bored of the art

I wish I could be great at any skill I wanted to be.
 

Lexiand

Werewolf
Granted but you get bored of life

I want to read minds
 
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ACaracalFromWork

Guest
Granted, but now you beg to God that you can get it turned off

I wish I wasn't bored.
 

Sarachaga

Definitely not a lizard
Granted but it lasts 15 seconds.
I wish for unlimited amounts of booze.
 

Ravofox

Aussie foxy
Granted, but with an addition of snails in every bottle, yum!
I wish for all my clothes to clean themselves
 

Pipistrele

Smart batto!
I make your clothes clean itself... WITH FIRE!!!
..I wish for a monster girl waifu. What could possibly go wrong?
 
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silveredgreen

Guest
Wish granted, but she's a spider and she lays eggs in your stomach.

I wish i had unlimited wishes.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
(OMG, this is among my favorite forum games ever!)

Granted! One night, while taking a sleeping medication with the side effect of 'doing things you may have no memory of', you dress up in a pair of pink bunny pajama onsies, and decide to hit the sales at a busy Wal-Mart, on Black Friday. Frustrated by the long lines and crowed isles, you burst into a rage, and begin hurling frozen turkeys from the food section at random shoppers, injuring 18 before being subdued. The story makes national news.

I wish I lived in an inflatable bounce house, and all other houses and buildings in the US were also made like that.
 

Fuzzylumkin

The token panda
You're wish us granted...

But you're now the black daliah...famous..

Still wishing to bang Scarlett johannsen lol
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
You're wish us granted...

But you're now the black daliah...famous..

Still wishing to bang Scarlett johannsen lol

ooops, we both posted at once!

Granted! You bang into her while driving a school bus full of fur-suited furries, that you rented to take them to a con. Though she survives, she develops PTSD and has total mental breakdowns when she even sees a furry...you in particular.

I wish I lived in an inflatable bounce house, and all other houses and buildings in the US were also made like that.
 

Fuzzylumkin

The token panda
Granted but cleats are all the rage and the bounce houses don't last too long...

I wish I had the power of invisibility
 

Fuzzylumkin

The token panda
Granted...

But she's old, senile, and needs you to do her diapers...

I wish I had a huge house
 

Lexiand

Werewolf
Granted but that house is way to huge. You also get lost in it for ever.


I wish I can pull things out of nowhere
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Granted! But only rabbits out of hats. It's a neat trick, but people have seen it before, and are positive you're just another average magician.

I wish I had a sweet, juicy watermelon, and was sittin' on the porch, spittin' out the seeds, without a care in the world.
 

Fuzzylumkin

The token panda
Granted but that house is way to huge. You also get lost in it for ever.


I wish I can pull things out of nowhere

Granted... But nowhere is your behind...

Wish i was in better shape
 

Fuzzylumkin

The token panda
Granted...for a Sumo Wrestler, you are in great shape.

I still wish I had a sweet, juicy watermelon, and was sittin' on the porch, spittin' out the seeds, without a care in the world.

Granted...but it's the apocalypse, you don't have a care left because the world is ending

I wish i could travel again
 
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