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Game: bad genies

Whimsycal

The whimsical clown
You ask for it and you shall receive!

*Throws a bucket of blue paint.*

There! A new fur color!

I wish for new shoes
 

Whimsycal

The whimsical clown
Sure, master!

*Draws you a box.*

The box is full of panties. See? It even says in the side.

I wish for a good breakfast
 

Tacoshark

Defender of the Sacred Nuggs
Granted

*plops live chicken on the counter*

You're gonna have to get the eggs out yourself


I wish for a nice cool drink
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Here you go, comrade, your picnic basket, courtesy of Mr Putin and all the boys at the Novichok Factory. Enjoy.

I wish for a dish full of fish (splash-splish).
 

Dreammaker33

Cute cow that likes computer hardware
Granted but I ate all the fresh fish already

I wish I could see inside the hidden server room
 

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
Granted! Your brain releases dopamine, which a happiness chemical, for achieving something very important, but it only lasts for a few minutes.

I wish for the next poster to transform into a skunk!
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted, here's yourself.

I wish that I could create the perfect meat animal, that's tasty, quick-growing, doesn't disrupt the ecosystem, and doesn't produce harmful greenhouse gasses.
 

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
Granted! You can speak other languages, but you will never be able to understand them or know what you are saying!

I wish for a nice cup of tea for the user behind me.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
OwO

wait a minute. does that mean I give myself one? *Hands tea to my old self* .... this is an interesting experience...


I wish for a time professor
 

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
Granted! Good thing I happen to be a time professor myself. And for your first lesson, you will learn to change events in time!

*Travels back in time with you to all the times you have drunk tea, and substitutes it for coffee while your past selves aren't looking*

I wish for a time machine!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Uuuuh.. *HAnds you a box with time machine written on the side*

Im not time professor! You should be getting me a time machine! >:I

I wish for a don ought
 
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