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Game: bad genies

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Don Ought just happens to be the name of your local mafia boss, and he's not too pleased at being ordered around, capiche?

I wish for a cut diamond the size of my head.
 

Frank Gulotta

Send us your floppy
I have a wonderful cure for poison ivy, it's called time! *does nothing, rips benefits*

I wish for a gift of crypto
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*Picks you up and gently places you in bed, pushing the blankets under you so you're nice and comfy.*

Now for the bed part

*Cracks you over the head with a frying pan*

I wish for a breakfast.
 

Dreammaker33

Cute cow that likes computer hardware
You get a fed-up Rose cow force-feeding your breakfast to you.

I wish for some more butter popcorn.
 

Fcomega121

Friendly Maned Fox + Phoenix
*Hands you a leprechaun*

If you tickle his toes he makes a rainbow

I wish to taste the rainbow
*Hands you Skittles and makes you kiss her*

Now you can taste the rainbow!! Hehehe
Although this isn't the real one :3

I wish to be a girl
 

SinglePringle

Frequent DOM-inoes customer
You now have the courage to run onstage at a Lady Gaga concert in nothing but a speedo and fox ears and scream "I LICK PEANUT BUTTER OOGA BOOGA" to an audience of millions before security drags you away. Bravery does not equal brains

I wish to watch safely from home as @ssaannttoo run onstage at a Lady Gaga concert in nothing but a speedo and fox ears and scream "I LICK PEANUT BUTTER OOGA BOOGA" to an audience of millions before security drags them away
 

Erix

>‿‿◕
*There are a million renditions of this video on youtube. Lots of edits, music. It's.. its a thing now ;w;*

I wish for some bleach.
*Hands you a container of bleach*

Here you go! ^w^

*you open it to find it empty*

Sike you thought! >:}

——-

I wish for more friendos! <3
 

Fcomega121

Friendly Maned Fox + Phoenix
*Hands you a container of bleach*

Here you go! ^w^

*you open it to find it empty*

Sike you thought! >:}

——-

I wish for more friendos! <3
*You got a box full of friendos from amazon!*
But those are only eggs!
The container is in spanish and it says
"¡Para estar Friendo huevos!"
(For being boiling eggs)


I wish for some dinosaur friends :3
 

Fcomega121

Friendly Maned Fox + Phoenix
*Drops 3 tonnes of shredded cheese on your house*
Damn, now I wish I lived there.
OwO
me too
I wish for some pizza.
*Teleports you to italy where you have 10 tons of pizza everywhere*
I hope you have italian speaking abilities :3c

I wish for cheese too *tummy growls*
 

Tacoshark

Defender of the Sacred Nuggs
Here you go *sears mouth with boiling hot cheese*
Prove your love of cheese! Take it and ignore the pain!

I wish for and extra hand to get tasks done quicker
 
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