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Game: bad genies

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*Takes away everybody’s pants*

Does that make you feel better?

I wanna have some cake if ya know what I mean
 
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O.D.D.

Guest
Granted, you now have a large lump of yellow cake uranium.

I wish for a better job.
 

Chad Firepaws

Manager at DOM-ino's
Great news! DOM-inoes just happens to be hiring delivery boys! Strap on that thong and earn those tips!



I wish for a nice relaxing walk along the beach at sunset
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*Throws you to the beach*

Walk for eternity!!!

I wish for bewwy wubs
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*Jumps up and down excited to give information*

I haz much wised-dom *Nodnods* Look at meh!

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Tehe, now.. I want pancakes WIF! da extwa syrup *Nods happily*
 

Chad Firepaws

Manager at DOM-ino's
Beauty is subjective! You're fine just as you are *hugs* But just to make sure, I'll give you an 84 inch dong to make the ladies go wild




I wish for a red polo shirt and panama hat
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*Gibs a red shirt and a hat in the shape of panama*

Tehehe, I want a lollipop ;)
 

Fcomega121

Friendly Maney-nix | pfp by: Skeewomp <3
*Gives you a transparent sugar lowollipop owo shaped*
But not the type you were expecting! ;)

I wish for an awesome news!
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Awesome News! The universe is about to explode!
(See, 'awesome' doesn't mean 'good'; that's a neologism. 'Awesome' means 'likely to make you stand there with your mouth open in awe'.)

I wish for a little tiny Arthur Schopenhauer I can put in my pocket and fish out every time I need philosophy.
 
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O.D.D.

Guest
Granted. He also constantly emits a smell reminiscent of rotten potatoes.

I wish for a bottle of sarsaparilla.
 

Fcomega121

Friendly Maney-nix | pfp by: Skeewomp <3
You got internet fame!!!
Sadly it only lasts 15 minutes >:3

I wish for a prehistoric statue! :3
 

Yakamaru

Bara mig och lite bensin
Granted, but it is alive and will eat people if you don't babysit it and warn people.

I wish for a statue too. :>
 

Pogo

I pounce i bounce.
granted. Its of you and its lovely, but its placed in the middle of the road and was too heavy to move by any means.
the city council is discussing methods of removal.

I wish to learn epic level spells.
 

Yakamaru

Bara mig och lite bensin
Granted, but you have literally zero control over them when you do them. Use with caution. Also, you always roll a 1 when trying to cast them, which often leads to some.. unforeseen shenanigans. :>

I wish for a plain hug.
 
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