Game: bad genies

[ssaannttoo]

You get a lump of Daddy's finest sugar *winks seductively*


I wish I hadn't said that

A lump... thats kinda sus

 

[PhoxSpark]

You get a lump of Daddy's finest sugar *winks seductively*


I wish I hadn't said that

You didn't, it's now erased from the timeline. But everyone will remember.

I wish to eat that sugar lump

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Unfortunately I ran out on the last client, I had to borrow some from the neighbor.





I wish I had more sugar

 

[PhoxSpark]

Here, it's a sweetener. 100% chemical.

I wish to lose my social anxiety ;n;

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Takes away everybody’s pants*

Does that make you feel better?

I wanna have some cake if ya know what I mean

 

[O.D.D.]

Granted, you now have a large lump of yellow cake uranium.

I wish for a better job.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Great news! DOM-inoes just happens to be hiring delivery boys! Strap on that thong and earn those tips!



I wish for a nice relaxing walk along the beach at sunset

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Throws you to the beach*

Walk for eternity!!!

I wish for bewwy wubs

 

[Chad Firepaws]

*wubs a strawbewwy* You're welcome!



I wish for no ads on my Youtube videos

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Takes youtube away and waits for the add to finish* Der :3

I wish for a snacc >w<

 

[Chad Firepaws]

*throws half eaten bag of Fritos at you*



I wish for a surprise!

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, you are gifted with a box that contains a surprise. The box will open in 1 year.

I wish I had more wisdom.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Jumps up and down excited to give information*

I haz much wised-dom *Nodnods* Look at meh!

Tehe, now.. I want pancakes WIF! da extwa syrup *Nods happily*

 

[Faustus]

Granted! They're French pancakes covered in syrup of figs.

I wish for beauty.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Beauty is subjective! You're fine just as you are *hugs* But just to make sure, I'll give you an 84 inch dong to make the ladies go wild




I wish for a red polo shirt and panama hat

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Gibs a red shirt and a hat in the shape of panama*

Tehehe, I want a lollipop

 

[Fcomega121]

*Gives you a transparent sugar lowollipop owo shaped*
But not the type you were expecting!

I wish for an awesome news!

 

[Faustus]

Awesome News! The universe is about to explode!
(See, 'awesome' doesn't mean 'good'; that's a neologism. 'Awesome' means 'likely to make you stand there with your mouth open in awe'.)

I wish for a little tiny Arthur Schopenhauer I can put in my pocket and fish out every time I need philosophy.

 

[O.D.D.]

Granted. He also constantly emits a smell reminiscent of rotten potatoes.

I wish for a bottle of sarsaparilla.

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, but you will have to climb up on your neighbor's roof to get it.

I wish for some toast.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Here! I'm not at this whole toast thing so I kinda burnt it.. *tosses pile of ashes at you*




I wish for internet fame

 

[Fcomega121]

You got internet fame!!!
Sadly it only lasts 15 minutes >:3

I wish for a prehistoric statue! :3

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but it is alive and will eat people if you don't babysit it and warn people.

I wish for a statue too. :>

 

[Pogo]

granted. Its of you and its lovely, but its placed in the middle of the road and was too heavy to move by any means.
the city council is discussing methods of removal.

I wish to learn epic level spells.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but you have literally zero control over them when you do them. Use with caution. Also, you always roll a 1 when trying to cast them, which often leads to some.. unforeseen shenanigans. :>

I wish for a plain hug.