Game: bad genies

[Pogo]

you get warped to flat land where everything is 2d and were embraced by an indistinguishable line.
it was nice.

I wish all my natural 1 rolls were critical successes.

 

[metatherat]

Ok, your natural 1 rolls are critical successes.... at sucking!!

I wish for ratness. Lots of ratness.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Sends you to the middle ages*

I heard they had a lot of rats back then.

I wish to remove ALL water from the face of the heart! >:3

 

[Chad Firepaws]

The face of the heart?..... Ok...... *world.exe has crashed please reboot the server and call tech support*



I wish for tech support to come fix this

 

[Faustus]

Granted! They turn the universe off and on again. Please wait 13.8 billion years for it to reboot.

I wish I could write computer programs for atoms.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted! Unfortunately that update comes with the reboot...

I wish I could stop time

 

[ssaannttoo]

Baby only one person can do that, and thats me when I walk into a room.

I wish people will tell me how fabulous I am xD (jk please don't xD)

 

[Band1t]

Wish accepted!

I wish for some nice Autumn clothes.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*GIbs scarf.*
ÒwÓ

I want something cute to wear!

 

[Band1t]

Wish Granted! You now have a pink princess dress with cute thigh high socks and a tiara!

I'd like something to go along with my nice scarf.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

That something is the Bubonic plague. Enjoy!



I wish for a pop-tart

 

[Faustus]

Here's Lady Gaga. Nuff said.

I wish for a railway spike made of solid gold.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Steals the one from Promontory point Utah.*

*Slobbers on it*

I wan breath mint! ^w^

 

[Band1t]

Cool! You get a mint that's from an alternate reality where bad breath is good! Hope you like dog food and egg shells flavor!

I wish for some sort of clothing accessory that goes along with my scarf. Defiantly something that hides that I'm carrying Bubonic Plauge.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You get a thong that's so sexy nobody will look anywhere else


I wish I had a marketable catchphrase I can put onto T-shirts

 

[Band1t]

Wish granted. Your new catchphrase is "Dominate me Daddy!"

I wish to not be the center of attention. Thongs aren't my style anyway.

 

[O.D.D.]

Granted. Nobody acknowledges your presence, ever. Including people driving motor vehicles.

I wish for a turquoise and silver ring.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You get a turquoise and silver onion ring. Don't ask me how it got those colors


I wish to wake up in time for class tomorrow

 

[ssaannttoo]

Too late it would seem xD

Whats your favorite kind of floof?

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Too late it would seem xD

Whats your favorite kind of floof?

I wish @ssaannttoo finds their way to the correct forum as they appear to be lost

 

[Faustus]

Granted! @ssaannttoo finds the right forum. Or to be more precise, the alt-right forum. He gets mercilessly trolled by white supremacists.

I wish to invent a superior kind of pogo stick that's actually usable as a form of transportation.

 

[Band1t]

Wish granted. Though I think pogo sticks are already the superior travel method.

I'd like some fancy bagels.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Gibs the everything bagel, but its so big it crushes you*

Tehe

I wish somebody would brush mah fur!!!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

I'll brush my teeth with your fur. That's good enough, right?


I wish more people ordered DOM-inoes cause business is slow ;w;

 

[ssaannttoo]

I'll brush my teeth with your fur. That's good enough, right?


I wish more people ordered DOM-inoes cause business is slow ;w;

People now go, but only buy waters


I wish for a Coke.