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Game: bad genies

Pogo

I pounce i bounce.
you get warped to flat land where everything is 2d and were embraced by an indistinguishable line.
it was nice.

I wish all my natural 1 rolls were critical successes.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*Sends you to the middle ages*

I heard they had a lot of rats back then.

I wish to remove ALL water from the face of the heart! >:3
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! They turn the universe off and on again. Please wait 13.8 billion years for it to reboot.

I wish I could write computer programs for atoms.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Baby only one person can do that, and thats me when I walk into a room.

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I wish people will tell me how fabulous I am xD (jk please don't xD)
 

Band1t

Mostly Harmless.
Wish accepted!

I wish for some nice Autumn clothes.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*GIbs scarf.*
ÒwÓ

I want something cute to wear!
 

Band1t

Mostly Harmless.
Wish Granted! You now have a pink princess dress with cute thigh high socks and a tiara!

I'd like something to go along with my nice scarf.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*Steals the one from Promontory point Utah.*

*Slobbers on it*

I wan breath mint! ^w^
 

Band1t

Mostly Harmless.
Cool! You get a mint that's from an alternate reality where bad breath is good! Hope you like dog food and egg shells flavor!

I wish for some sort of clothing accessory that goes along with my scarf. Defiantly something that hides that I'm carrying Bubonic Plauge.
 

Band1t

Mostly Harmless.
Wish granted. Your new catchphrase is "Dominate me Daddy!"

I wish to not be the center of attention. Thongs aren't my style anyway.
 
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O.D.D.

Guest
Granted. Nobody acknowledges your presence, ever. Including people driving motor vehicles.

I wish for a turquoise and silver ring.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Too late it would seem xD

Whats your favorite kind of floof?
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! @ssaannttoo finds the right forum. Or to be more precise, the alt-right forum. He gets mercilessly trolled by white supremacists.

I wish to invent a superior kind of pogo stick that's actually usable as a form of transportation.
 

Band1t

Mostly Harmless.
Wish granted. Though I think pogo sticks are already the superior travel method.

I'd like some fancy bagels.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*Gibs the everything bagel, but its so big it crushes you*

Tehe

I wish somebody would brush mah fur!!!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
I'll brush my teeth with your fur. That's good enough, right?


I wish more people ordered DOM-inoes cause business is slow ;w;
People now go, but only buy waters


I wish for a Coke.
 
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