Game: bad genies

[Chad Firepaws]

People now go, but only buy waters


I wish for a Coke.

;w; Well guess what? You can get a free coke with the purchase of a DOM-noes medium pizza with this coupon!

I wish a tummy rub

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Cracks knuckles*
ÒwÓ *gibs most furious belly rubs of your life*

I wish for a nap ;w;

 

[Chad Firepaws]

*sucker punches to the face* There now go to sleep





I wish for the ability to manipulate time

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Gives you a clock* Move the hands my guy.

I wish for sleep.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You go to sleep and wake up in the year 3352.


I wish that some random person's alarm clock plays "Ra Ra Rasputin" at 3 in the morning for no explicable reason

 

[Guifrog]

Granted. That random person ends up being you

I wish for delicious, infinite, zero-calorie and zero-fat chocolate

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You get it but it spawns all at once as planet Earth suffocates under a blanket of chocolate



I wish to live in a nice Florida beach house

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, but you soon have to evacuate due to a hurricane.

I wish for a decent car.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You get a hotwheels! Best toy cars around!



I wish that no matter when I fall asleep or wake up I'm well rested and ready to go

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Puts you on a "Most dangerous wishers" watch list*

Sure, sure bud...

I wish for 100% more fluff!

 

[TR273]

Granted!
It's bellybutton fluff.

I wish for a working computer system at work.

 

[ssaannttoo]

It’s there, but it’s on the roof… good luck getting up there,

I wish for a cute bed

 

[Foxridley]

It’s there, but it’s on the roof… good luck getting up there,

I wish for a cute bed

Your bed is very cute. It giggles loudly (but adorably) if anyone tries to sleep on it.

I wish for the nuclear launch codes.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Did you say nuclear lunch codes? Cause I've got the taco bell right here friendo, hope you're near a toilet







I wish for some hot cuddling time with 14 buff werewolves

 

[ssaannttoo]

They all crush you.

I wish for belly wubs

 

[Foxridley]

Your belly is now a subwoofer playing nonstop wubs.

I wish for my own island.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*gibs you pompie*

I wish for sammich

 

[Chad Firepaws]

They all crush you.

#worthit

You get a horseradish, lard, and headcheese sammich. Mmmm tasty!


I wish I wasn't so horny

 

[Foxridley]

*You are now a complete prude with no sex drive.*

I wish for coffee.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Poors it on your crotch*

s u f f e r

I wish for big floofers

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Your big floofers are soaked in @Foxridley 's coffee.



I wish to relax by the beach watching the waves

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted. You relax on the beach watching the tsunami come in.

I wish for some vegetables.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You get a celery stick shoved up your butthole


I wish I could freeze time whenever I wanted

 

[.Antho]

Granted, but you can't unfreeze it. It'll happen on it's own at a random interval.

I wish to have a wand that makes tacos.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You and @Tacoshark will get along splendidly. *Gibs wand because is good wish*

I wish for stickers :3