Game: bad genies

[Chad Firepaws]

You get them but they're all political and permanently glued onto your car. Have fun!





I wish I could watch @ssaannttoo be devoured by Twitter

 

[ssaannttoo]

You get them but they're all political and permanently glued onto your car. Have fun!





I wish I could watch @ssaannttoo be devoured by Twitter

*it happens but you are now shunned for liking vore.

I want everybody to send this image to @SinglePringle

 

[Foxridley]

Done, but I encoded the bits of the image into Morse Code and sent it to their voice mailbox.

I wish for the ability to make people on TV swap bodies.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You can but only with penguins



I wish to know why @ssaannttoo has the angery

 

[ssaannttoo]

You can but only with penguins



I wish to know why @ssaannttoo has the angery

I wasn't the angry, just wanted to mess wif mah fwen xD I dont remember why I sent the first one.

I wish for aaaaaaall da pillows in da universe!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You get them but they're all Chad Firepaws body pillows



I wish to have a good day today

 

[ssaannttoo]

*chuckles*

I wish for gay

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Thank you for attending DOM-ino's Speed Dating event! Your first match is.... Harry "Neckbeard" Hippo, who has a kink for using small furry objects as toilet paper....



I wish to unsee @ssaannttoo's speed date

 

[Shyy]

Granted, however, you still get to see his used Speedo, complete with weird Beevis and Butthead print.
I wish that I could have all of the snuggles, ever.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You are stuffed inside my butthole so you can be squeezed forever by my glutes. Hugs forever!


I wish for something super lucky to happen to me

 

[Shyy]

Granted, as you are incredibley stuffed, as I am 7'3" tall.
I wish that Thanos was right, after all...( and I did NOT get disappeared)

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, you did not disappear. However, everyone at your workplace/school did, and now you have to do their work as well



I wish for a good night's sleep

 

[Shyy]

Granted, as you get one of the best night's sleeps ever. You awaken to find yourself on a deserted island.
I wish that Jurasic Park was a real place.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It is! And the T-rex exhibit is inside your bedroom! Hope you're not opposed to vore


I wish to ride on the back of a Brontosaurus

 

[Shyy]

*smiles, Titanium claws slide out of paw tips* Oh, it's about to be Burger Time *stalks T-rex* Here, Kittie, kittie, kittie.
Granted, you are having a wonderful time, riding around all over the Bronto compound, until you realize that the other Bronto is a male, and it's "that time"...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

I'll assume you wished to be trapped in the Brontosaurus exhibit with me. What a pal!

I wish to escape while you're "distracting" them

 

[Shyy]

Granted, however, your sudden movements have drawn the attention of the 'Raptors...
I wish for some good steak sauce for the upcoming T-rex burgers

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, but that's weird... it appears to be smothered all over your body


I wish you could use your computer brain to hack into the gates and let us out

 

[Shyy]

*looks at, tastes* <not> bad. *chases T-Rex down, rubs ALLL OVVERRR IT*
granted, but, the connection is broken too soon and now, the Raptors are out here, with us

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Erm, uh, you're the one with the computer brain, YOU think us out of this!

 

[Shyy]

Wish WAS granted already- WE ARE OUT here ALREADY...
I wish I was back in Kansas

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You're in Kansas.... Ar-kansas. That's close enough right?



I wish I was popular

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but you're popular to dunk on.

I wish for ice cream. :>

 

[Frank Gulotta]

I dumped some cream on a block of ice. This is how it's made

I wish for a free pair of jeans!

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but they are only used once. From February 2000 to September 2021.

I wish for some good music to be on the radio.