• Fur Affinity Forums are governed by Fur Affinity's Rules and Policies. Links and additional information can be accessed in the Site Information Forum.

Game: bad genies

Foxridley

A fox named Ridley
Granted. Now the last Tuesday before New Years Eve is Capitalism Appreciation Day. All of the commercial materialism of what Christmas has become, but without any of the themes of festiveness or anything wholesome.

I wish for it to snow on Christmas Eve and Christmas, but not on any other day.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*its a very bad snow on those days, every other day is a blizzard.*

I wish fooooooooooooooooooooor cranberries to not exist anymore.
 

Shyy

slightly confused, mostly fun loving Protogen
Granted- however, the cans have ZERO propellant left in them...
I wish that I could re-visist some of my favorite places. While sober.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! Turns out they were only your favourites because you were totally off your tits at the time. Nevertheless, enjoy your extended tour of the various gutters you've ended up lying in after a night out.

I wish for clouds to have more interesting and recognisable shapes.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
They are all variants of Penis.

I wish for penis.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! Buff is a very silly colour for a werewolf, but who am I to judge?
I'll also throw in one Buffy the Werewolf Slayer for free!

I wish for a portable hole.
 

Shyy

slightly confused, mostly fun loving Protogen
Granted - you are now living the "portal" life... watch your step!
I wish that I could teleport at will.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! Commander Will Riker is not amused by your teleporting at him and phasers you repeatedly!

iu.jpeg


I wish I could have met Prof. Stephen Hawking while he was alive.
 

Foxy Emy

PFP by ScaratheWolf | Scarlett & [Laura]
Granted! Commander Will Riker is not amused by your teleporting at him and phasers you repeatedly!

View attachment 124250

I wish I could have met Prof. Stephen Hawking while he was alive.
Congrats! Unfortunately you flunk his class because you are too busy bragging to your friends about your cool professor to be bothered with studying. He is mild flattered but not amused. He expected more of you.

I wish my lunch would make itself.
 

Foxy Emy

PFP by ScaratheWolf | Scarlett & [Laura]
You can only eat slutty rabbits who are into vore ... every meal will now be extremely awkward (unless you're into that kinda thing)


I wish for a lamborghini
Lol... I'm not but my alt is. >.<

Granted! It's kinda small though... I hope you don't need a lot of leg room.


I wish my girlfriend would hold still in her suit fur once and let me brush her. Her poor fur is getting matted.... and I just really enjoy brushing her. ^w^
 

Stray Cat Terry

테리 / 特里 / テリー
Granted!
However, the price of her whole suit shall be deducted from your balance every single time you brush her in her fursuit for somewhat reason!

I wish I can get productive to the next level!
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
You do, but the next level is really annoying. There is this one jump where you have to hit like, the exact right pixel to reach a ledge without falling onto some spikes and you have to sort of twist in the air to avoid this bee enemy sprite when you make the jump, it's total bullshit.

I wish the spiced bread we get from work every year was just a little less spicy.
 

Foxy Emy

PFP by ScaratheWolf | Scarlett & [Laura]
It IS less spicy! In fact... it doesn't taste like anything at all. Even water has more flavor.

I wish the wind would stop howling at me... what did I do to make it so mad?
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
It now whispers sweet nothings to you. I taught it a lesson ÙwÚ

I wish for a cuddle buddy
 

Foxy Emy

PFP by ScaratheWolf | Scarlett & [Laura]
st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8 (1).jpg


I wish the train was less boring.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! Now it's full of murder clowns!

I wish for an ickle baby kitten that likes snuggles and tummy rubs.
Oh, and that isn't Santo in a onesie.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Granted! But they are given to you by a very devious skunk, who zips you into a fuzzy skunk onesie first, that you somehow can't manage to take off afterwards...

I wish I could be @Faustus the bat for a day.
 

Foxy Emy

PFP by ScaratheWolf | Scarlett & [Laura]
Granted! But they are given to you by a very devious skunk, who zips you into a fuzzy skunk onesie first, that you somehow can't manage to take off afterwards...

I wish I could be @Faustus the bat for a day.

Granted! But Faustus gets to be Simo for a day... and he goes on a shopping spree at Mischief Mart.... using money from Savings Skunk!

I wish to boop Simo to say hello! It has been a while!
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Granted! But somebody out superglue on his nose, and now...we're stuck, nose to nose!

I wish skunks ruled the earth, with me as King.
 

Foxy Emy

PFP by ScaratheWolf | Scarlett & [Laura]
Granted! But somebody out superglue on his nose, and now...we're stuck, nose to nose!

I wish skunks ruled the earth, with me as King.
Granted be we are still stuck snoot to snoot so I guess I get to be queen.

I wish you would stop farting in bed.
 
Top