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Game: bad genies

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
I CANT DO IIIIIIIT IM *Ffrst* IM SORRY!!

I wish for help with this, something aint right!
 

Foxy Emy

Scarlett / [Selena] / <Emy>
Granted! You get a farting coach to teach you how to do it RIGHT! You are soon farting louder, smellier and more tunefully than ever.

I wish for nose plugs.
Granted!

They are made of snot! You have year round allergies.

I wish for... a rare flower!
 

Foxy Emy

Scarlett / [Selena] / <Emy>
*gives pack of Walmart sunflower seeds* If you can actually get one to grow that's pretty rare


I wish for money so I don't have to go to work
Granted!

But you get sick and spend it all on medical bills. Ooof... at least you got your time off.

I wish I could travel to space!
 

Shyy

slightly confused, mostly fun loving Protogen
Granted- you left your suit at home...
Wish that I could become one of my fursonas.
 

Foxy Emy

Scarlett / [Selena] / <Emy>
Granted. But seeing as fursonas are fictional, you are now fictional.

I wish for better focus.
Granted! You camera's auto focus is 10x faster.

I wish I had a snacc.
 

Shyy

slightly confused, mostly fun loving Protogen
Granted- you now have the grace, poise and ability to land on your face, just like Alex the Lion form Madagascar, the movie.
I wish that I could understand how women think and not die from laughter.
 

Foxridley

A fox named Ridley
You now constantly hear the thoughts of every woman within 200 yards. You have also lost the ability to laugh.

I wish I was an MLP pegasus.
 

Shyy

slightly confused, mostly fun loving Protogen
Granted- you are a MLP hanging from the sun visor of my SUV...
I wish that I could keep.a stable relationship for longer than a year.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! They're sanitary pad wings!

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I wish to invent and patent an amazing thing that everyone wants!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
but only the butt part UwU *snores*

i wish for a body pillow of me!
 

Shyy

slightly confused, mostly fun loving Protogen
Granted- you have a private, air gapped "cloud". It's already full.
I wish that I wasn't so moody and could go back to sleep.
 

Yakamaru

Å nei, cringe
Granted, you're now only moody during sleep.

I wish for a hug.
 

Foxy Emy

Scarlett / [Selena] / <Emy>

You have wished for nothing!

*cracks knuckles* Good by everything! Gotta make room for a whole lot of nothing! *obliterates all matter leaving only a quantum vacuum* Rovagug has nothing on me!

Well this is boring! I wish for something! Anything!
 

Foxy Emy

Scarlett / [Selena] / <Emy>
Granted. Here is a single silicon atom.

I wish for a gold atom.

Granted! But it is the unstable 198 isotope and turns to to mercury in less than a week.

Can we have.... you know those pretty things called stars? Yeah! I wish for stars!
 
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