Game: bad genies

[ssaannttoo]

I CANT DO IIIIIIIT IM *Ffrst* IM SORRY!!

I wish for help with this, something aint right!

 

[Faustus]

Granted! You get a farting coach to teach you how to do it RIGHT! You are soon farting louder, smellier and more tunefully than ever.

I wish for nose plugs.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Granted! You get a farting coach to teach you how to do it RIGHT! You are soon farting louder, smellier and more tunefully than ever.

I wish for nose plugs.

Granted!

They are made of snot! You have year round allergies.

I wish for... a rare flower!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

*gives pack of Walmart sunflower seeds* If you can actually get one to grow that's pretty rare


I wish for money so I don't have to go to work

 

[Foxy Emy]

*gives pack of Walmart sunflower seeds* If you can actually get one to grow that's pretty rare


I wish for money so I don't have to go to work

Granted!

But you get sick and spend it all on medical bills. Ooof... at least you got your time off.

I wish I could travel to space!

 

[Shyy]

Granted- you left your suit at home...
Wish that I could become one of my fursonas.

 

[Foxridley]

Granted. But seeing as fursonas are fictional, you are now fictional.

I wish for better focus.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Granted. But seeing as fursonas are fictional, you are now fictional.

I wish for better focus.

Granted! You camera's auto focus is 10x faster.

I wish I had a snacc.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

*hands you @ssaannttoo by the tail* here snacc


I too wish for snacc

 

[Foxridley]

Here's a doughnut. Sorry, I already took a bite out of it.

I wish I had a cat's balance.

 

[Shyy]

Granted- you now have the grace, poise and ability to land on your face, just like Alex the Lion form Madagascar, the movie.
I wish that I could understand how women think and not die from laughter.

 

[Foxridley]

You now constantly hear the thoughts of every woman within 200 yards. You have also lost the ability to laugh.

I wish I was an MLP pegasus.

 

[Shyy]

Granted- you are a MLP hanging from the sun visor of my SUV...
I wish that I could keep.a stable relationship for longer than a year.

 

[Foxridley]

Granted. You are a horse assigned to the same stable for the next 5 years.

I wish I had wings.

 

[Faustus]

Granted! They're sanitary pad wings!

I wish to invent and patent an amazing thing that everyone wants!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You've patented the Chad Firepaws body pillow! That's what everyone wants... right?


I wish for a Chad Firepaws Body pillow it's the hot new thing apparently

 

[ssaannttoo]

but only the butt part UwU *snores*

i wish for a body pillow of me!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You get the "Sexy SSaannttoo paw pillow for troubled feet"


I wish for pizza

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, but every time you try to reach for the pizza it moves away.

I wish for more storage for my computer.

 

[Shyy]

Granted- you have a private, air gapped "cloud". It's already full.
I wish that I wasn't so moody and could go back to sleep.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, you're now only moody during sleep.

I wish for a hug.

 

[Shyy]

Granted

 

[Foxy Emy]

Granted

You have wished for nothing!

*cracks knuckles* Good by everything! Gotta make room for a whole lot of nothing! *obliterates all matter leaving only a quantum vacuum* Rovagug has nothing on me!

Well this is boring! I wish for something! Anything!

 

[Foxridley]

Granted. Here is a single silicon atom.

I wish for a gold atom.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Granted. Here is a single silicon atom.

I wish for a gold atom.

Granted! But it is the unstable 198 isotope and turns to to mercury in less than a week.

Can we have.... you know those pretty things called stars? Yeah! I wish for stars!