Game: bad genies

[Artboy1]

Granted, the video of you streaking at the superbowl is now viral and you are now in prison.

I wish that all politicians were furries.

Granted! All politicians turned into different furry, but their personalities didn’t change.

I wish that furry were real and live with humans.

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Granted but segregation now exists

I wish evidence came out the Kim Jong Un is a brony.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted. Rainbow dash r34s are now mainstream north Korean media, turning everyone into a brony


I wish Unicorunist propaganda would stop showing up in my Twitter feed

 

[Artboy1]

(I don't know what is this) Granted! It was replaced with the diapers' ad.

I wish I could understand animal language.

 

[Faustus]

Granted! Unfortunately, they're all potty mouths. Now, every morning, instead of the relaxing tweeting of the birds, you hear "F*** off out of it, this is MY territory!" and "Come and have sex with ME darling, I can make my chest big and red!" and "Help! Help! I'm being molested!" (yes, birds do that too. So do dolphins.)

And dogs! Oh my grief are they ANNOYING now! All they say all day is "Play! Play! Play! Play! Play!" when they're not growling "Strange dog, I am going to EAT you and your master!" or whining "Food? Food? Food? Food...? ....food now? .... how about now?" Meanwhile the cats are purring "Soon, soon, when I perfect the use of the tin opener, I will feast on the entrails of my captors!"

I mean, what did you expect, moral relativism, or particle physics?

I wish for a corncob pipe that smokes itself, so that I can look cool without getting cancer or putting up with that awful tobacco taste in my mouth.

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Granted but it explodes in your face

I wish that I could go to before the beginning of the universe

 

[Artboy1]

Granted, but it was only a second before the grand explosion. I think you understand what happened to you...

I wish I could turn into the living toy, just like Axel from 'Power Players'.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You are now the living fidget spinner



I wish fidget spinners were popular again so I could be one of the cool kids

 

[Orisathefattest]

Granted, but you are a kid now!
I wish everyone has a funny corgi at home

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You're turned into a corgi. Well, get to breeding and it'll come true in about 30 years!



I wish for energy

 

[Orisathefattest]

You have energy, but you should eat 3 more batteries every day
I want to be taller

 

[Foxridley]

You are now so all that your bones can't take the weight.

I wish for a dollar.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You bought a sand dollar from the surf shop for $25. Those places are highway robbery!





I wish to turn the clock back 3 hours so I can get some extra sleep

 

[Orisathefattest]

time has stopped forever and you will never wake up.

I want to have 100,000 pounds

 

[ssaannttoo]

*You are now being crushed under the weight of your mother*

I wish to see Orisa's face after getting absolutely DESTROYED.

 

[Orisathefattest]

Here it is. But it isn't me, it's Orisa from Overwatch!

I want to end quarantine

 

[Faustus]

Granted! The US lifts its quarantine on the zombie epidemic it's been keeping quiet for months. Your country is quickly overwhelmed by the walking dead.

I wish for a canoe!

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Granted! The US lifts its quarantine on the zombie epidemic it's been keeping quiet for months. Your country is quickly overwhelmed by the walking dead.

I wish for a canoe!

The Canoe is a ancient Indian ritual canoe therefore you become possessed when you get in it

I want some coffee

 

[Foxridley]

It's been sitting out on the counter for about a week, but I'm sure it's good.

I wish to own the Nile.

 

[vibesofeuphoria]

granted but it dries up and all you're left with is a shit ton of mud.

I wish my boyfriends weren't both at work right now

 

[Chad Firepaws]

They're off, but you volunteered to cover for BOTH of them. So now they're both on a trip to make-out island while you slave away



I wish I got promoted to DOM-ino's corporate

 

[Faustus]

Granted! You are now the submanager. (You're the sub, that is, and someone else is the manager.)

I wish that the price of every product in the world was based directly on the effort required to make it, and that the money from the sale was distributed proportionally to the people who actually put the effort in.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but now the products end up with 6-day warranty instead of 3 years.

I wish for a boat.

 

[Faustus]

Granted, but now the products end up with 6-day warranty instead of 3 years.

I have never, ever had to use a warranty in my entire life. Sounds good to me!

Oh, here's your boat:

I wish for a nice big roasted pheasant dinner with all my friends!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*its a little baby pheasant, much too smol to share, but it do taste smashing*

I wish to watch who gets cucked out of this birb >:3