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Game: bad genies

Chad Firepaws

I simp for Corporate
The glocktopus promptly shoots you with eight guns.

I wish for my own monster to fight the glocktopus.
For what it's worth I would have summoned the Cocktopus

Granted, but then the fabric of space-time will be locked in a quantum superposition of groovy beats.

I wish to be able to freeze things to near absolute zero.
You get brain freeze each time


I wish all my pizzas baked themselves
 

Foxridley

A fox named Ridley
Granted. Your pizzas are bake themselves using a secret ingredient: the decay heat of plutonium-238.

I wish for a non-radioactive pizza.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! Here's a coupon for one quatro-formaggio with olives, guaranteed non-radioactive. (Eat-in only, redeem at the Chernobyl reactor ground-zero canteen.)

I wish to invent a car engine that absorbs carbon from the atmosphere and turns it into diamonds.
 

Emberfrost

Mrrawr! Come play as I lurk in the shadows
Granted! Now your engine keeps breaking due to the diamonds

I wish I had one of my neighbor’s cool cars
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
YOU DO! only problem is its in the side of your hose.

I want to know how to do a backflip!
 

Phoxphite

Furry Trash
You know how to fly a plane, but your knowledge is restricted to remote controlled toy planes.

I wish for more wishes
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*You are now drowning in wishes, unfortunately you can no longer speak*

I wish to hold the speed twerking world record.
 

Emberfrost

Mrrawr! Come play as I lurk in the shadows
Granted! But they draw it, because they’re dying

I wish i knew how to play those hand clap games
 

Emberfrost

Mrrawr! Come play as I lurk in the shadows
Granted. Everything is covered in ice.
I wish I could crochet
 

Yakamaru

Worshiper of Monster
Granted, you are now stuck with me. In a small room. And I fart.

I wish for one giant [REDACTED].
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Ok, here you go! Wow! Look at the size of that redacted! It's as big as a TANK!
Oops, look out for the...
*SPLAT*
...tank. Oh my.

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I wish for George Takei to get his own sci-fi show in which he plays the first artificial intelligence ever to come out as gay. It could be called Gay-I. It would be epic.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
I fully support this... buuuuuuuuuut lets just say its a 5 minute movie... on a.. 'movie' website.

I wish to be in it owo
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! You are Pennywise the Clown's first victim! However the special effects budget ran out, so he has to bite off your head for real.

I wish for a signed copy of the Lord of the Rings.
 

space_strayCat

cardboard villa resident
Since you didn't specify which medium, I'm just gonna give you my pirated dvd of the movies signed on the shiny side.

I wish for a cool day
 

Chad Firepaws

I simp for Corporate
Granted! You sold your house for a small waterpark with a really nice pool. It's got fountains, geysers, a water slide, one of those giant waterpark buckets, all the water a cat can want! Water water everywhere!

I wish the default state for water was sterile and clean so I can swim in lakes and oceans
 
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