Game: bad genies

[Phoxphite]

Granted, but you'll forever be known as the person who crossed the line.

I wish for the traffic to lighten up

 

[Foxridley]

Opening mod menu. Gravity in streets reduced by 50%.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It's a really good night! So good that I think you really really need to see it! So I'm waking you up in 30 minutes



I wish I could get stuff done

 

[ssaannttoo]

You do get stuff done! Its the most important thing ever! Its called nothing. Just like me UwU

I wish I could be witty

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You're witty but can only reply in Arabic


I wish I understood Arabic so I can listen to the witty fox

 

[Kara Kusa]

Granted. You can understand Arabic, but you can't speak it and you can no longer understand English.

I wish I had some marshmallows.

 

[ssaannttoo]

you have an absolute giant marshmallow.. its really too big to eat

I wish for some gud sleepies plz ;w;

 

[Faustus]

Ok, but somebody seems to have eaten your pillow. I think it got mistaken for a giant marshmallow. Anyway, you wake up with a horrendous crick in your neck!

I wish for a snazzy set of gym clothes that don't make me look fat.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Something like this!

I wish for the secret of life itself! I gotta make it work somehow.

 

[Phoxphite]

Granted. You now have an inscription of the secret of life. However, it is inscribed in a language that was long forgotten.

I wish to be bilingual

 

[Foxridley]

You are fluent in Proto-Indo-European and Klingon, but cannot speak any other language.

I wish for a pizza.

 

[Faustus]

Another one?! You KNOW it's only going to be a crappy Hawaiian from DOM-inoes again, don't you?
...better hope those are raisons in the topping.

I wish for a hand-held rat detector.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It only detects them when they're horny, at which it sends your address to their PMs



I wish for a new pillow

 

[Phoxphite]

Granted, you now have a pillow so small only a Barbie doll can use it.

I wish to be able to run a marathon

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You are able to! All it takes is some exercise, rigorous training regimens, and a good diet! Crack to it!



I wish I could bake the tastiest pizza in the land

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

You can bake the tastiest pizza in the land, but you must go in the land: thousands of feet under the ground.


I wish my belly was one size smaller.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It all went to your chins


I wish for the physique of Adonis

 

[Foxridley]

I presume you mean the ”Adonis” I found in that mmorpg forum. He weighs 400 lbs and lives in his mom’s basement.

I wish to host a talk show where mystery guests wear fursuits.

 

[Faustus]

What, kinda like 'the Masked Talker'? Granted! your first guest: Rudy Giuliani.
I don't think Netflix is going to renew this...

I wish Netflix would pull its finger out and fund another series of The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, but it sucks and all the fans throw a riot


I wish I had a job animating for Netflix

 

[Phoxphite]

Granted, but you were assigned to animate the now cancelled Bone adaptation.

I wish Bone would get a proper animation adaptation

 

[Foxridley]

It gets one, but fans are so bitterly divided that it ruins the whole experience.

I wish for rain for the garden.

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, but the garden is launched to the moon Titan where it rains methane.

I wish for a new couch.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

A new couch has popped into existence! ... In Turkmenistan - Oh, and it's not yours btw


I wish to get some nice sleep tonight

 

[Faustus]

Granted! Your house burns down with you in it, but you sleep RIGHT through.

I wish to have my annoying birthmark removed by a top plastic surgeon for free.