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Game: bad genies

Phoxphite

Furry Trash
Granted, but you'll forever be known as the person who crossed the line.

I wish for the traffic to lighten up
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Ok, but somebody seems to have eaten your pillow. I think it got mistaken for a giant marshmallow. Anyway, you wake up with a horrendous crick in your neck!

I wish for a snazzy set of gym clothes that don't make me look fat.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
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Something like this!

I wish for the secret of life itself! I gotta make it work somehow.
 

Phoxphite

Furry Trash
Granted. You now have an inscription of the secret of life. However, it is inscribed in a language that was long forgotten.

I wish to be bilingual
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Another one?! You KNOW it's only going to be a crappy Hawaiian from DOM-inoes again, don't you?
...better hope those are raisons in the topping.

I wish for a hand-held rat detector.
 

Phoxphite

Furry Trash
Granted, you now have a pillow so small only a Barbie doll can use it.

I wish to be able to run a marathon
 

Borophagus Metropolis

A modern stonerage floofy woof
You can bake the tastiest pizza in the land, but you must go in the land: thousands of feet under the ground.


I wish my belly was one size smaller.
 

Foxridley

A fox named Ridley
I presume you mean the ”Adonis” I found in that mmorpg forum. He weighs 400 lbs and lives in his mom’s basement.

I wish to host a talk show where mystery guests wear fursuits.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
What, kinda like 'the Masked Talker'? Granted! your first guest: Rudy Giuliani.
I don't think Netflix is going to renew this...

I wish Netflix would pull its finger out and fund another series of The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance.
 

Phoxphite

Furry Trash
Granted, but you were assigned to animate the now cancelled Bone adaptation.

I wish Bone would get a proper animation adaptation
 

Foxridley

A fox named Ridley
It gets one, but fans are so bitterly divided that it ruins the whole experience.

I wish for rain for the garden.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! Your house burns down with you in it, but you sleep RIGHT through.

I wish to have my annoying birthmark removed by a top plastic surgeon for free.
 
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