Granted! The entire universe is conquered by an oppressive fascist regime. Everyone is miserable and downtrodden, but there's no war.
Dum-dum-dum, dum-de-dum, dum-de-dum. DUMMM-dum-DUMMM, dum-de-dum, dum-de-dum!
Granted! No spoilers can enter your personal space. Unfortunately, this extends to the movies and TV shows you watch, which automatically turn themselves off at the exciting bits to prevent you learning any important plot details. As a result you are no longer able to watch more than about twenty minutes of anything before the spoiler filter censors it all out.
I wish to provide the voice-over for an award-winning nature documentary.
Granted: You've been hired to narrate a highly graphic documentary mostly covering mating habits of highly disturbing creatures (such as anglerfish, centipedes, daddy longlegs etc.), and the employers practically force you to watch as you narrate so you can emphasize what happens on-screen
I wish to be able to see ghosts, spirits, and auras