Game: bad genies

[Hollowsong]

To have the ability to turn into or out of my fursona at will.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Granted, you can turn into a .jpg file!

I wish for a big juicy elk feature

 

[Foxridley]

You now own a fountain, in the shape of an elk, with juice instead of water.

I wish I didn't miss the first 5 innings of that baseball game.

 

[Hollowsong]

You missed the rest of it.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

A fart orchestra? Coming right up!



I wish I could wish for things that weren't lewd

 

[Hollowsong]

Granted, you wished to be turned into a completely normal ostrich, and it worked exactly like it sounds.

I wish for ice to taste like expensive chocolate.

 

[Foxridley]

Congratulations. You have crashed the chocolate market.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[Hollowsong]

Granted, from now on you will never be able to sleep through.

 

[Faustus]

Granted! You are now able to type wishes into this forum! Unfortunately, they will always be corrupted.

I wish for a cloud in the shape of a pirate ship.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It sinks right over your house, dropping a nice hefty downpour on your tea party



I wish for some pirate booty

 

[GungHoLizard]

You get a pair of pirate-themed booties -or- Wish granted, but da booty is looking cursed n swampy
I wish for world and interplanetary peace (I bet someone already wished for this)

 

[Faustus]

Granted! The entire universe is conquered by an oppressive fascist regime. Everyone is miserable and downtrodden, but there's no war.
Dum-dum-dum, dum-de-dum, dum-de-dum. DUMMM-dum-DUMMM, dum-de-dum, dum-de-dum!

I wish for a purple lightsaber.

 

[Foxridley]

I bought this toy lightsaber at Walmart and spray painted it purple.

I wish for better focus.

 

[Tyll'a]

Granted. You're now so focused that you are unable to leave a task before it's done. Not even to eat. Enjoy starvation.

I wish for a never ending pot of coffee.

 

[Kara Kusa]

Granted. You now have a pot of coffee that is taller than doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome's hat.

I wish for 7 large burritos.

 

[Foxridley]

You now have seven donkeys.

I wish for a spoiler-free zone.

 

[Faustus]

Granted! No spoilers can enter your personal space. Unfortunately, this extends to the movies and TV shows you watch, which automatically turn themselves off at the exciting bits to prevent you learning any important plot details. As a result you are no longer able to watch more than about twenty minutes of anything before the spoiler filter censors it all out.

I wish to provide the voice-over for an award-winning nature documentary.

 

[GungHoLizard]

Granted: You've been hired to narrate a highly graphic documentary mostly covering mating habits of highly disturbing creatures (such as anglerfish, centipedes, daddy longlegs etc.), and the employers practically force you to watch as you narrate so you can emphasize what happens on-screen
I wish to be able to see ghosts, spirits, and auras

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You meet the ghosts of all your dead aunt-cestors, who pinch your cheeks for all eternity





I wish to go on a wild adventure!

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Granted! You are now drafted into WW1!

I wish that time didnt exist.

 

[Kara Kusa]

Granted. Time no l*freezes eternally.. although the concept of 'eternal' doesnt exist anymore because time doesnt either so idk, but its confusing if I think too hard about it*

I wish for a hot dog that's been tied into an animal balloon.

 

[GungHoLizard]

Granted, but the moment you bite into it, it pops, making you lose your snack :<

I wish I knew exactly how to cheer people up

 

[Sodasats20]

Granted, but for some people it’s just death that makes them happy
I wish to hold the powers of the universe IN MY OWN TWO HANDS!!!

 

[Phoxphite]

Granted. Be careful, or you'll destroy the universe with your own two hands

I wish to be indestructible.

 

[Sodasats20]

Granted, but you can’t attack anyone or it don’t stay pure and are no longer indestructible
I wish for 1 night as my fursona