Err... I've seen all of those. They're not that bad. Centipedes and spiders basically just shove their sperm-packets inside their mates manually. Anglerfish have the least graphic mating habits in the animal kingdom. The males just attach themselves parasitically to the female and get slowly absorbed into her skin. You want weird? Look up banana slugs!Granted: You've been hired to narrate a highly graphic documentary mostly covering mating habits of highly disturbing creatures (such as anglerfish, centipedes, daddy longlegs etc.), and the employers practically force you to watch as you narrate so you can emphasize what happens on-screen
Granted! It's a full moon though, so get ready to be hunted as a were-fox by crazy gun-toting, tin-hat-wearing nut jobs.I wish for 1 night as my fursona
I wish for a 1-inch Mobius Loop made of platinum.