Game: bad genies

[Foxridley]

Granted, but membership consists mostly of monkey and ape sonas.

I wish for the power to make planets out of any material I want.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Sure, why not, I cant wait to see this fail spectacularly.

I wish for the ability to spin an unlimited number of times without getting dizzy.

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, but you will be stuck spinning forever.

I wish I had a part of the Pacific Ocean all to my self.

 

[Foxridley]

Here is a bucket of water from the Pacific Ocean.

I wish my ArcGIS license wouldn't expire.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Here is a bucket of water from the Pacific Ocean.

I wish my ArcGIS license wouldn't expire.

It doesnt, but this leads to a lot of scammers having long term access to personal information. Big rip ;w;

I wish that grande soda didnt exist anymore ;w;

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Grande soda doesn't exist... not sure it ever had but whatevs it's your wish



I wish for a productive art day

 

[ssaannttoo]

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[Simo]

Grande soda doesn't exist... not sure it ever had but whatevs it's your wish



I wish for a productive art day

Granted! All day long, you draw art for a group of skunks, who have their tails raised menacingly, lest you stop drawing...

I wish all baseball and football teams had to wear fursuits, as the required uniform.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but you get the worst designs ever conceived by mortals. Interest in said sports plummets and become completely obscure.

I wish for a bag of goodies.

 

[Kara Kusa]

Granted. A notorious bank robber has left a bag of stolen money in your car, and framed you in an attempt to get away with a portion of the money.

I wish for a crab cake.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted. You get a lot of crab and not enough cake. The order were somehow messed up.

I wish for one giant slice of lettuce.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Here it is, I even shredded it for you! Aren't I nice




I wish my room auto-cleaned itself

 

[Faustus]

Granted! Every time you go in, it kicks you out again.

I wish for a piece of bamboo.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You're impaled on a bamboo stalk, watch out cause those things grow real fast


I wish for a super fast PC

 

[Simo]

Granted! It speeds out of your house doing 120 mph, and crashes into a nearby building.

I wish that all foxes would wake up today, transformed into skunks.

 

[Faustus]

You're impaled on a bamboo stalk, watch out cause those things grow real fast

That was used as an actual form of torture in some parts of the world. They'd tie a prisoner down over a bamboo shoot and wait for it to grow through their body.

I wish that all foxes would wake up today, transformed into skunks.

Granted! To maintain balance, all skunks have been turned into foxes.

I wish to breed a species of skunk that sprays lovely-smelling air freshener so they can be sold as pets.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It smells like pizza! Who doesn't love pizza?


I wish for one of these pizza-spraying skunks

 

[Foxridley]

Granted. Not sure why you want skunk-scented pizza, but I won’t judge.

I wish to be fluent in Spanish.

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, but you are only fluent in medieval Spanish.

I wish I was good with plants.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but you end up bad with everything else, including walking. Expect to flop on the floor often.

I wish for one giant bowl of ice cream.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

I made one for you, but it melted ;w; enjoy your bowl of warm sugar milk



I wish this dang heat wave would end

 

[Foxridley]

Well one heat wave has to end for the next one to start.

I wish for St. Pauli Girl beer to be available.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It is available, but only in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico. And for $500 a bottle.



I wish I could get away with sneaking cookies from the cookie jar

 

[ssaannttoo]

you can get them fro the jar! Only problem is they sneak right past you and get back in there! Cant keep them from their home.

I wish I could be a goofy goober.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

a goopy booger? Not sure why you'd want that, but sure


I wish for glasses my eyesight hasn't been good lately