Game: bad genies

[Kara Kusa]

Granted. A box of glasses has appeared in your kitchen, next to the rest of your cups. I even threw in some bowls to be generous.

I wish for a TOTALLY freakin' GNARLY bowl of gumbo.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It's so gnarly you fall off your surfboard and into the bowl. Hope you can swim!


I wish for some nice easy swimming lessons

 

[ben909]

throws vaporeon TF potion at you


i wish it would not be so hot all the tine(temperature)

 

[Chad Firepaws]

*leaves the room* now it's not nearly as hot


I wish I could eat as much candy as I want with zero consequences

 

[Plouc the Dragon]

Granted! But it gives you much cavities in your teeth.

I wish to becoming my sona, so I can have fun in the Artisans, in Spyro's World.

 

[Faustus]

Granted! You are now an NPC in a Playstation 1-era video game. You're forced to spend all your time standing in one place waiting for the player to come talk to you, and then you get to say a single line of dialog over and over again. Also your pixels are YUGE!

I wish I could make other people's noses grow to any length I liked.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, but now they're extra nosy


I wish I was the best football player of all time (the American kind, not the garbage kind)

 

[Foxridley]

Granted, but you died in 1983.

I wish we lived in a mixed human-anthro society where anthros are accepted.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, they're accepted as legal tender for all debts public and private.



I wish I had more otters, I'm short on rent this month

 

[Foxridley]

You just got evicted for filling your apartment to the ceiling with otters.


I wish for a high-paying job.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You're the new face of Diaper Fetish R' Us! It pays well for a reason.


I wish for a new video game

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, but its for the wrong system.

I wish for wired network connection throughout my house.

 

[Faustus]

Granted! Your network connection is totally WIRED, and keeps cutting out from excessive nervousness.

I wish to invent a material that only clever people can see.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Granted, unfortunately you can't see it!

I wish to catapult mice into Mars

 

[Foxridley]

Granted: a catapult awaits you and your mice just outside Mars, Pennsylvania.

I wish for 1 kilogram of pure gold.

 

[Faustus]

Pure gold's pretty crap, actually. It's as soft as clay and not good for anything unless you alloy it with something else. Lead's a good option. Here, let me give you some of that too. *BANG!*

Now I got your gold! Byeeee! Woop woop woop woop woop!

I wish for a Doctor Zoidberg costume to make my escape more authentic.

 

[Foxridley]

You are wearing a Doctor Zoidberg costume. You can't take it off because of the Zoidberg claws.

I wish for 1 inch of rain.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It falls in Sandusky, Ohio. The rest of the world becomes a parched desert



I wish my sports team won on Sunday ;w;

 

[Foxridley]

They won the coin toss.

I wish to repel yellowjackets.

 

[Koriekraiz13]

Granted, they're now attracted to your family and friends.

I wish to feel refreshed every morning.

 

[Faustus]

Granted! I've moved your body's entire allotment of energy to the AM. As a result, by midday, you're knackered and sleep through until 6AM.

I wish to legally own and fly a drone-style flying car.

 

[Foxridley]

Granted, but learning to fly it costs about as much as 4 years at Yale.

I wish for the knowledge to operate any vehicle I want.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You have the knowledge! Probably should've wished for thumbs first though.



I wish to be a God!

 

[Shyy]

Sorry, fresh out of Godhoods... would being a Prince work?Prince of the Land Of Stench!
(2 bonus internet to anyfur that gets that reference. I only have 2 to give away...)

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Sorry, fresh out of Godhoods... would being a Prince work?Prince of the Land Of Stench!
(2 bonus internet to anyfur that gets that reference. I only have 2 to give away...)

Psst, make a wish :V