Game: bad genies

[Faustus]

Psst, make a wish :V

What's that, Shyy? You say you wish that @beanie the sleepy kitty was MY personal slave? Why thank you! Granted!

I wish for more wishes like that one.

 

[FloppyPony]

Granted! Now you are the only slave around. enjoy slavery for the rest of your life >:3

I wish for a banquet of delicious food

 

[Emberfrost]

Granted! Delicious ROTTEN food! You took too long to eat it!

I wish for the ability to fly

 

[Foxridley]

Granted. If I’m in the mood, I might give you the ability to land.

I wish for dry ice.

 

[Emberfrost]

Granted. Your ice is dry because there is none! And no water! For the rest of your life

I wish for good vision

 

[Plouc the Dragon]

Granted. But you're blind, and you can't see shit! D:

I wish to become a Maverick (like Storm Eagle) hired by Sigma or whatever

 

[Faustus]

Whelp, according to my dictionary, 'Maverick' means 'Unbranded cow, calf or steer, especially one separated from its mother'. Soooo now you're a steer, I get to send your momma to Mars, and here comes Farmer Whatever with the branding iron and gelding shears! (They call him 'Farmer Whatever' because that's his attitude towards anaesthetic.)

Oooh I love it when a good evil wish fulfilment comes together!

I wish for a beautiful piece of wood, about six feet long by two feet wide and half an inch thick.

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Granted! You now own a wooden figure that looks like James Woods, in the exact proportions you wished for.

I wish I had a glass of lemonade.

 

[Emberfrost]

Granted! Boiling hot, rotten, lemonade!

I wish for floofier hair

 

[Foxridley]

You have have a cubic kilometer of floof.

I wish for peppermint tea.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Sorry, I only do pepperoni tea


I wish no parties are held past 10pm within 10 miles of my location

 

[ben909]

granted, there are no parties, you have to travel through the dungeon alone


i wish my grandparents dogs would get hit by a bus

 

[Faustus]

Granted! You're walking them at the time. The dogs escape with minor injuries. You get splatted, and the bus driver doesn't notice, so you wind up stuck to the fender until it reaches its final destination, thousands of miles away, where your medical cover isn't valid. That'll teach you to be mean to dumb animals.

I wish for a can of soda.

 

[Hollowsong]

It explodes when you try to open it.

I wish I didn't feel so helpless.

 

[Faustus]

Granted! Now you feel helpful instead! SO helpful in fact that you feel compelled to do whatever anyone asks you to.

I wish for a hat that will never blow away.

 

[Hollowsong]

Granted! Now you feel helpful instead! SO helpful in fact that you feel compelled to do whatever anyone asks you to.

I wish for a hat that will never blow away.

(That's already almost true tho...)
Granted, but you can never take it off.

I wish I have a good day

 

[MaplePurrys]

Sorry, you got into a traffic jam on your way to work and didn't get there until it was too late and got fired due to the fact you took too many sick days off, whoops

I wish for world peace smh

 

[Plouc the Dragon]

Granted, BUT. You have to rebuild the world piece-by-piece!

I wish to lose pregnancy weight, and reduce my thiccness.

 

[ssaannttoo]

but the thiccness qwq *makes you skinney*

I wish to fly :0

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You're on a 13 hour flight from JFK to Abu Dhabi (one way ticket)



I wish for sleepy time

 

[ssaannttoo]

You're on a 13 hour flight from JFK to Abu Dhabi (one way ticket)



I wish for sleepy time

*hits you upside the head with a frying pan*

Thank should help with he insomnia, I should be a doctor!

I wish I could do the floss.

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, but you learn it long after that trend fades out and something new takes its place.

I wish for some more things to put on my walls.

 

[Hollowsong]

Granted. Decapitated dragon heads

I wish I was free

 

[Faustus]

Granted! You now don't cost any money to purchase! And sold! Now you belong to me! Bwahahahaaa!

I wish for a really awesome halloween costume to wear.

 

[Plouc the Dragon]

Granted. Decapitated dragon heads

I wish I was free

Hey! You're not supposed to grant that!

I wish for becoming a Pyro class in Team Fortress 2. Maybe the TF2 Mercs can fight back against the Sniper Bots.