Whelp, according to my dictionary, 'Maverick' means 'Unbranded cow, calf or steer, especially one separated from its mother'. Soooo now you're a steer, I get to send your momma to Mars, and here comes Farmer Whatever with the branding iron and gelding shears! (They call him 'Farmer Whatever' because that's his attitude towards anaesthetic.)
Oooh I love it when a good evil wish fulfilment comes together!
I wish for a beautiful piece of wood, about six feet long by two feet wide and half an inch thick.