Whelp, according to my dictionary, 'Maverick' means 'Unbranded cow, calf or steer, especially one separated from its mother'. Soooo now you're a steer, I get to send your momma to Mars, and here comes Farmer Whatever with the branding iron and gelding shears! (They call him 'Farmer Whatever' because that's his attitude towards anaesthetic.)
Oooh I love it when a good evil wish fulfilment comes together!
I wish for a beautiful piece of wood, about six feet long by two feet wide and half an inch thick.
Granted! You're walking them at the time. The dogs escape with minor injuries. You get splatted, and the bus driver doesn't notice, so you wind up stuck to the fender until it reaches its final destination, thousands of miles away, where your medical cover isn't valid. That'll teach you to be mean to dumb animals.