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Game: bad genies

Emberfrost

Meow. I'm a fox/big cat who hides in shadows
Granted! Delicious ROTTEN food! You took too long to eat it!

I wish for the ability to fly
 

Emberfrost

Meow. I'm a fox/big cat who hides in shadows
Granted. Your ice is dry because there is none! And no water! For the rest of your life

I wish for good vision
 

Plouc the Dragon

Retired (call it fucking quits!)
Granted. But you're blind, and you can't see shit! D:

I wish to become a Maverick (like Storm Eagle) hired by Sigma or whatever
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Whelp, according to my dictionary, 'Maverick' means 'Unbranded cow, calf or steer, especially one separated from its mother'. Soooo now you're a steer, I get to send your momma to Mars, and here comes Farmer Whatever with the branding iron and gelding shears! (They call him 'Farmer Whatever' because that's his attitude towards anaesthetic.)

Oooh I love it when a good evil wish fulfilment comes together!

I wish for a beautiful piece of wood, about six feet long by two feet wide and half an inch thick.
 

Emberfrost

Meow. I'm a fox/big cat who hides in shadows
Granted! Boiling hot, rotten, lemonade!

I wish for floofier hair
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
granted, there are no parties, you have to travel through the dungeon alone


i wish my grandparents dogs would get hit by a bus
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! You're walking them at the time. The dogs escape with minor injuries. You get splatted, and the bus driver doesn't notice, so you wind up stuck to the fender until it reaches its final destination, thousands of miles away, where your medical cover isn't valid. That'll teach you to be mean to dumb animals.

I wish for a can of soda.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! Now you feel helpful instead! SO helpful in fact that you feel compelled to do whatever anyone asks you to.

I wish for a hat that will never blow away.
 
Granted! Now you feel helpful instead! SO helpful in fact that you feel compelled to do whatever anyone asks you to.

I wish for a hat that will never blow away.
(That's already almost true tho...)
Granted, but you can never take it off.

I wish I have a good day
 

MaplePurrys

Yes, I believe in your mother joke supremacy :)
Sorry, you got into a traffic jam on your way to work and didn't get there until it was too late and got fired due to the fact you took too many sick days off, whoops :(

I wish for world peace smh
 

Plouc the Dragon

Retired (call it fucking quits!)
Granted, BUT. You have to rebuild the world piece-by-piece!

I wish to lose pregnancy weight, and reduce my thiccness.
 

GroovySpaceFox

Well-Known Member
Granted, but you learn it long after that trend fades out and something new takes its place.

I wish for some more things to put on my walls.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Granted! You now don't cost any money to purchase! And sold! Now you belong to me! Bwahahahaaa!

I wish for a really awesome halloween costume to wear.
 

Plouc the Dragon

Retired (call it fucking quits!)
Granted. Decapitated dragon heads

I wish I was free
Hey! You're not supposed to grant that!

I wish for becoming a Pyro class in Team Fortress 2. Maybe the TF2 Mercs can fight back against the Sniper Bots.
 
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