Game: bad genies

[Hollowsong]

Hey! You're not supposed to grant that!

(It's a reference to a book series)

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hey! You're not supposed to grant that!

I wish for becoming a Pyro class in Team Fortress 2. Maybe the TF2 Mercs can fight back against the Sniper Bots.

You are now a pyro, but you also have a slew of undiagnosed mental conditions that eventually lead to the explosive death of everybody you care about.

I wish I could throw it back like a hot potato.

 

[Plouc the Dragon]

Let's play Trouble in Terrorist Town (with other Gmod furries online)!
But sadly from the start of a round, Voldemort gives you an explosive hot potato and leaves, but you play as Octodad and you can't move! Boom! You died during the round.

I wish to dress up as King K. Rool for Halloween.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Sure do! But you look more like that beefy alligator from the new FNAF game, and all the kids are terrified of you!.

I wish I could learn how to play rock paper sic ors with myself.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Okay you smash your hands with rocks, give yourself a paper cut and cut off a finger with scissors
I wish I had more money to buy a suit

 

[ssaannttoo]

You have enough money for a suit! But only the collar and tie… not that the rest of us mind.

I wish I could pull of a vest… just a vest.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

*puts on a vest* There, now you can pull it off! You still look ugly in it though


I wish I looked good in any outfit

 

[Faustus]

Granted! Unfortunately you now look hideous naked,

I wish for an effective seagull deterrent so I can eat my fish & chips in peace when I go to the seaside.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You now smell so bad all the seagulls (and everyone else) avoid you.


I wish for a private island

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Fine it's like those be a lord advertisement its 1metre square of land

I wish I had a Taco

 

[Plouc the Dragon]

One taco coming up! But you ordered a Dorito Crumb Burrito with the new Baja Blast sauce. That's a total game of burrito.

If I was turned into a statue from the Spyro game, I wish Spyro could rescue me after the battle with the Gnasty Gnorc.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

One taco coming up! But you ordered a Dorito Crumb Burrito with the new Baja Blast sauce. That's a total game of burrito.

If I was turned into a statue from the Spyro game, I wish Spyro could rescue me after the battle with the Gnasty Gnorc.

dang it, that actually sounds good..lol

 

[a sleepy kitty]

If I was turned into a statue from the Spyro game, I wish Spyro could rescue me after the battle with the Gnasty Gnorc.

Granted, but all you can say to him is, "Thank you for releasing me."

I wish my digestive system didn't hate me.

 

[Foxridley]

Granted. Now it loves to such an extent that it's a little creepy.

I wish for a 100-carat diamond.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

ok 100 carrots in a diamond shape

I wish I had a taco

 

[Foxridley]

I found this in the trash can over there. It only has one bite taken out of it!

I wish to be less confused.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, you now know not to trust in suspicious genies. You are now less confused than before!


I wish for a refund

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Granted all in pennies
I wish taco bell agreed with my digestive system lol

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

Granted, but then the tacos taste bland.

I wish for some fresh vegetables.

 

[Foxridley]

Here. Though Mr. McGregor wasn’t too happy.


I wish to sleep as my fursona tonight.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

granted but you wet the bed

I wish I could actually sleep when I lie down, not 5 hours later

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, you just always wake up exactly 5 hours later (regardless of sleep)


I wish I could get more than 6 hours of sleep tomorrow

 

[Hollowsong]

Granted, you get 24. Guess you're not doing anything tomorrow

I wish I wasn't so socially inept irl

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You're the most sociable person in the room! You just have to down 3 shots of vodka and 3 rolls of molly to get there


I wish for an uber I don't think you're driving home tonight

 

[Foxridley]

The Uber is some jalopy that smells like something died in it.

I wish my dog could talk.