Game: bad genies

[Faustus]

Your character is now called Sir Algernon Goodname

I wish to discover a beautiful new species of Aloe plant

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It's aloe mamma

Granted! The "Sun-Aloe" hides its leaves at night before opening up at dawn to reveal a gorgeous array of color that- oh wait, you're a bat so you can't see it :/

I wish for a healthy and yummy snak

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Granted Doritos and Chips ahoy for you ( it's healthy shhhh lol)
I wish I had a million dollars

 

[Rap_Daniel]

Granted! Good luck dealing with your brother-in-law!

I wish Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal gets a third season!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

The season is winter



I wish I could make better puns

 

[Faustus]

Granted! You can now only make puns that involve the word 'Better'.

I wish for celebrity 'reality' TV to be abolished.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, but "celebrity fantasy TV" takes off instead


I wish sports was on 24/7

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Granted. Every TV channel in existence is now 100% sports and nothing else at all.

I wish I had a big glass of eggnog.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Granted but it's been at room temperature for a week
I wish I had more money

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Granted! You are now one cent richer!! Spend it wisely.

I wish to never have smelly sweat again.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, you now can only cool off by singing Lady Gaga songs which allows your body to properly vent heat (yes, it HAS to be Lady Gaga for genie reasons)



I wish for a good work ethic

 

[PanthersForFun]

Granted, your work ethic is now so good that you will never stop working.

I wish that I no longer got ads.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You switched ads for aids, you now have a different problem unfortunately.

I wish I could twerk qwq

only femboy on the internet that cant

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Granted. Now you're the only femboy who can!

I wish I had a beautiful, healthy ranchu goldfish.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Ok smothers goldfish in ranch dressing

I wish I had a new car

 

[Foxridley]

It has a danger manufacturing defect.

I wish to invent something that becomes popular.

 

[Faustus]

It has a danger manufacturing defect.

It manufactures danger?! Oh noes!

Also granted. You invent the sport of 'Fox Throttling'.

I wish my mortgage was fully paid off.

 

[Sodasats20]

Granted, but it still used the money from your account, leaving you in debt

I wish for a calm day today

 

[ssaannttoo]

Odd request but yee, you can have a very clamy day

I wish I had the ability to tickle my brain

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, but you have to reach through your ears and scratch really hard


I wish I could unsee that

 

[Foxridley]

You unsee everything. Even the concept of sight is now foreign to you.

I wish for an enumeration of wish rules such that I can avoid getting tricked.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Rule 1: You will always be tricked



I wish for fun!

 

[Sodasats20]

It’s [redacted] fun!!!

I wish for the heavy update!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Sorry we could not update your mother. Due to… too much mass. Please try again.

I wish I could be yo fly girl

 

[PanthersForFun]

Granted, you are now a fly-girl hybrid

I wish I could speak any language