Chad Firepaws
Going out of business
*Gibs bottle of milk*
*glugs**Gibs bottle of milk*
I didn't expect this to be a vore fanficGranted! Santa, a portly polar bear, slips very rapidly down your chimney, just as you're peering up, wondering if he's going to come, flattening you into a pancake he mistakes for the usual cookies that get left out...
I wish my butt was bouncy, like Tigger in Winnie the Pooh
Granted, but every time you land you spray directly in your face.Granted! Santa, a portly polar bear, slips very rapidly down your chimney, just as you're peering up, wondering if he's going to come, flattening you into a pancake he mistakes for the usual cookies that get left out...
I wish my butt was bouncy, like Tigger in Winnie the Pooh
(Odd, as I'm not into vore...just kinda happened!)I didn't expect this to be a vore fanfic
Granted, but every time you land you spray directly in your face.
I wish to be filled with Christmas spirit!
Granted, you awake on Christmas morning, transformed into an orange and black striped skunk...it's a miracle!Granted, your butthole is now solid gold
I wish for a christmas miracle
Whatcha gotta do is set everything on fire! Gets nice and deep with the cleaning, all those uh.. left over socks too!You turn into a fly and now get spanked constantly. Watch out though, those spanks could be deadly...
I wish I was better at cleaning my room
You’re not sick but now you are wick. A very nice wicker basket!
I wanna be a snake sona!
That’s easy! Just remove your eyes and plug the monitor into your ears! Eye pain solved.Granted! You turn into CreepshowArt
I wish i could keep looking at the computer for hours without getting eye strain
Ya see, you just need the right crew. with the right motives. I got a few guys im tight with, we can get something to work.You are now the lookout. Stand right here and lemme know if any guards come, k?
I wish all the security systems at the Museum of Phallic Objects spontaneously deactivated