Game: bad genies

[GarthTheWereWolf]

Granted! You now have a snow cone! Unfortunately... its yellow snow.

I wish for even more werewolves.

 

[Simo]

@GarthTheWereWolf : I'll also be sure to watch out where the huskies go...oddly enough, there is a bust of Frank Zappa, here in Baltimore, in the neighborhood he was born : ))

Also, Granted! But all they do is run around singing really horrible renditions of 'Werewolves of London', out of tune, nonstop, and anytime you are trying to sleep. Awooooooooooo!

I wish that we all lived in a yellow submarine.

 

[-..Legacy..-]

Granted. But someone scared you one night while napping, and well, it's an enclosed space. You're now subject to the same end as medieval castles being seiged with catapults slinging rotting farm animal carcasses over the walls.

I wish this forum had a filter to check bad attitudes at the door

 

[Lexiand]

Granted but you were also filtered out.

I want to fly.

 

[Simo]

Granted! But you're not very good at it, and can only zig-zag around like a moth, until you get sucked into a jet engine. But, it was fun while it lasted!

I wish for a nice, juicy Bison steak, medium-rare.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Granted, but the side dish and drink gave you a stomach ache.

I wish I could parkour.

 

[Beaknose]

Granted, you parkour from rooftop to rooftop like an Olympian, nay a God... but only when you're not on camera or attempting to show off for an audience. When you attempt to record your death defying feats or impress your friends, you will always end up having slippery palms, unable to properly gauge the distance between two buildings, or the height of your head from that low doorway you wanted to leap through with all the grace of a spiderman. In short, prepare to add injuries to the insults from your friends and the internet people.

I wish the internet had less porn.

 

[Foenixblood]

Granted, every piece of nsfw art is removed from the internet, except the ones you are in

I wish for a new game console

 

[ACaracalFromWork]

Granted, You got the XXboxX twoX but there's no games for it yet

I wish for hate to be gone from the world.

 

[Ravofox]

Granted, but the genie, in his infinite wisdom, found the cause of all the world's hate...in you

I wish for the Syrian War to end

 

[Lenago]

Your wish is granted...oh by the by while the Syrian war ia over,all of the contries now are fighting each other...guess that makes this WWIII...so yeahh....

I wish for all the world's riches

 

[PlusThirtyOne]

Congrats! Got a boat load of Dicks here for ya! Every Rich and Richard in the world are all knocking at your door.

i wish for a new computer and a Wacom Cintiq.

 

[Simo]

Granted! It's delivered to your door, but sadly, a bill also arrives, for $4,ooo payable in 1 year at 33.3% interest, compounded daily.

I wish I had a maid, to do all my housework.

 

[-..Legacy..-]

Granted! It's delivered to your door, but sadly, a bill also arrives, for $4,ooo payable in 1 year at 33.3% interest, compounded daily.

I wish I had a maid, to do all my housework.

Granted. The maid shows up, and glances around. She says "listen, there's some things you that just won't come clean" and leaves.

I wish for a Sergal fursuit.

 

[Simo]

Granted. The maid shows up, and glances around. She says "listen, there's some things you that just won't come clean" and leaves.

I wish for a Sergal fursuit.

Granted! It's a very nice Sergal fursuit, one of the most amazing ever. However, when you put it on, you find there is no way out, and that it's been worn by pretty much every skunk in the fandom, at one time or other.

I wish for a fursuit of my secondary fursona, The ferocious and agile Fossa!

 

[Ravofox]

Granted, but it has a mind of its own, and thinks you're an imposter.

Hmmm, I wish for a fox fursuit

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

Granted .... But it's made out of roadkill foxes

I wish I would get over being sick

 

[Reserved_Krolik]

You're no longer sick, but now you can never take a sick day, ever again.

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

*dies* you forgot your wish

 

[Foenixblood]

Your dead too, forgot your wish as well

I wish for a romote controlled drone

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

Granted.. however he becomes self aware and leads the destruction of humanity.

I wish for magical powers

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Granted, but every time you use them you age by a year.

I wish I could walk on water.

 

[Scorpen]

Granted, but every time you touch water now it freezes solid.

I wish I could take a vacation.

 

[Reserved_Krolik]

*dies* you forgot your wish

Realizes I forgot to make a wish, dies of sheer embarrassment.

 

[Simo]

Granted, but every time you touch water now it freezes solid.

I wish I could take a vacation.

Granted! You have won an all expense paid trip to tour the sketchier parts of Trenton, NJ.

I wish I had a Steinway & Sons concert grand piano, new, fully tuned, and perfectly functional.