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Game: bad genies

Foenixblood

75% gryphon, 25% phoenix, 100% fun, got a dutchie
Granted, too bad it is placed in the most inconvenient spot in your house and is bolted to the floor

I wish for some epic artwork
 
G

Ginza

Guest
Granted, but it is of your worst fear ever


I wish for some snow
 
A

ACaracalFromWork

Guest
Granted, but the whole planet now is under a single foot of snow and all the crops of the earth
die
I wish for all guns to be replaced by the can cannon.
 

Yakamaru

Level 32 Knight
Granted. You've now caused the entire world's economy to crash. And I love you for it. Lets marry! :D

I had infinite chocolate therapy.
 

Fuzzylumkin

The token panda
Granted, but you get diabetes...

I wish I could get myself back as top poster for the month and stay there :p
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Granted, but you get diabetes...

I wish I could get myself back as top poster for the month and stay there :p

Granted! But your posts devolve into unintelligible gibberish, and are written in Sanskrit, such that nobody can understand, reply or react to them.

I wish I could be the first fur-suited-skunk pole-dancer, and make a fortune doing it!
 

Foenixblood

75% gryphon, 25% phoenix, 100% fun, got a dutchie
Granted, you become the first fortune telling pole dancing fur suit skunk

I wish for an epic pet
 
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-..Legacy..-

Guest
Granted, but it has to stay in your WoW inventory slot.

I wish for a new graphics tablet :D
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Granted, but it has to stay in your WoW inventory slot.

I wish for a new graphics tablet :D

Granted! But it has the resolution of an Atari 400.

I wish food fights would break out in every high school cafeteria today, as well as every office break rooms, restaurant, and cafeteria, causing mass chaos.
 

Crimcyan

Look into my eyes when I stare at you!
Granted but it caused world hunger due to wasting food that killed of 85% of the world's population.

I wish for a fox suit
 
L

-..Legacy..-

Guest
Granted, except for you've just been eaten by said fox.

I'm good with just wishing it was the weekend already :D
 

GigaBit

A hyperactive computer lovin' nerd.
Granted, you fall into a coma and don't wake up until the weekend is over.

I wish for a better desk.
 

GarthTheWereWolf

Captious Lycanthrope of Forum Legend
Granted! A beautifully crafted, high end desk falls from the sky and lands on you at terminal velocity.

I wish for even more werewolves.
 

Fuzzylumkin

The token panda
Granted.. but you only notice their breath while they are eating you...

Wish I had like a grand more then I have to go to anthro northwest with.
 

Yakamaru

Level 32 Knight
Granted, but you'll have two grand less when you get back home.

I wish for the black hole Black Betsy to hug me.
 

Fuzzylumkin

The token panda
Granted, but you'll have two grand less when you get back home.

I wish for the black hole Black Betsy to hug me.

Granted, but she sucked you in and turned you to nothingness... or whatever

I wish I have a total blast at the con tomorrow
 

Yakamaru

Level 32 Knight
Granted. You are now literally a blast. Like Team Rocket in Pokemon.

I wish I had a glass.
 

Ravofox

Aussie foxy
Granted. You had a glass, but not anymore.

I wish I become a famous musician
 

Fuzzylumkin

The token panda
granted... however you are now MADE of glass...

I definitely wish to bang a yummy furgirl soon :p
 

Fuzzylumkin

The token panda
granted. your 20 dollar bill was changed to a penny

I wish to be popufur ;)
 

Ravofox

Aussie foxy
Granted, but other furs automatically assume you must be stuck up and you very quickly become unpopufur.

I wish to become a famous musician
 
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