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Game: Bad Suggestions/Life Sayings/Life Advice

Yakamaru

Summertime woofer
Topic name says it all. This is a thread for those bad life advices.

"If you see a Lego on the ground, step on it. Show the piece that you love it so much you want to step on it".
 

Telnac

Fundamentalist Heretic
Rubbing feces in your eyes is the cure for pink eye.
 

DarkoKavinsky

ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
Always eat truckstop sushi.

Violence solves all issues.

When in doubt burn down the building and run out crying.

When your feelings are hurt show them how it feels with a knife.

Put on a deer fursuit and run through the forest during hunting season.

When life gives you lemons chunk them back at a terminal velocity.

When pulled over by the police the proper greeting is "Fuck dah police."

Trust Yakamaru.
 
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DarkoKavinsky

ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
Walking behind somebody you like for three blocks and slowly breathing on their neck before saying the smell nice when they finally stop is a perfectly acceptable way to 'break the ice!'
 

Yakamaru

Summertime woofer
When buying bananas, always eat them outside the store while staring down the nearest child. If their parent react, take off your shirt.
 

DarkoKavinsky

ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
It's not you. It's them. Always. No matter what.
 

Telnac

Fundamentalist Heretic
Do what feels good. Especially when you think it’s wrong!
 

DarkoKavinsky

ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
A light a fire for a man he's warm for a day. Light a man on fire he's warm for the rest of his life.

Make flaming yiff literally.
 

pediachnid

skittering about
break batterys open always to check if they have charge, especially by licking the liquid within
 

dragon-in-sight

mane diva
 

Jarren

You can't just quote yourself! -Me
ANYTHING is a dildo if you're brave enough.
 
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silveredgreen

Guest
Always accept gender and sexuality advice from Tumblr. They know what they're talking about.
 
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