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GAME: Edit your question, Make the person who answers it look weird.

Crayons Are Snacks

Where the heck am I?
I played this on Reddit one time and the results were hilarious.

Here's how it works:

Asker asks a question. It can be something like: "What would you do if a pack of rabid dogs was running at you?"


Next comment answers and says something like: "Probably shoo them and aim a kick in their direction."

Then the Asker edits their question to say, "How would you go about looking after the elderly?"
Now the answerer looks like a jerk, because their answer was "Probably shoo them and aim a kick in their direction."

Get it?

I'll start.

Who would you love to cuddle with right at this moment?
 
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Kope

Artist?
Banned
You
 
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Kope

Artist?
Banned
What is the best seasoning for chicken?
Can’t go wrong with sally and pepper, but personally I like slightly spicy seasoning.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Since you didn't ask a question....

How do you keep your kids from getting dirty while playing?
 
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Baron Tredegar

Master of Forgotten Lore
Yes, unless they live in Australia.

What would you do if you were responsible for destroying Earth.
 
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SirRob

Well-Known Member
I do my best to ignore them and to not take them seriously because they thrive off attention.

You stole an invitation to the premier screening of the latest Hollywood film! You managed to get inside! You’re at the buffet when you spy the last slider about to be snatched up by a child. You push them to the ground and manage to snag it for yourself! The child starts crying, much to your annoyance. What do you do next?
 
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Faustus

Well-Known Member
Look for the director of the movie, because one of his extras is being a jerk.

What do you think of my abs?
 
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Faustus

Well-Known Member
How do you lasso stray cattle? Mine got loose
(I think I see where this one is going...) First you tie a slipknot in the end of a length of sturdy rope, then you throw it at the head while shouting 'Yeehaw!'

How do vampires check they've become vampires?
 
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Chad Firepaws

I simp for Corporate
(I think I see where this one is going...) First you tie a slipknot in the end of a length of sturdy rope, then you throw it at the head while shouting 'Yeehaw!'

I want to see a ghost, how should I go about it?
Die, then look in a mirror


Should I be upset that Dad quit his job to become a Sailor Moon cosplayer?
 
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Baron Tredegar

Master of Forgotten Lore
Die, then look in a mirror


Help! Dick Tater's trying to establish a Cummunist regime in my country. How do I overthrow him and protect free erections?
You dont. You embrace your new role as his femboy servant.

Who should I hire to be my holy inquisitors for keeping the peasants in line?
 
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ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
A mini little orgy forms in the tub.

How much Dip could a dip shit shit if a dip shit could shit dip?
 

Foxridley

A fox named Ridley
About the size of a normal adult's bowel movement.

What is the main thing that stops you from committing arson?
 
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Chad Firepaws

I simp for Corporate
Actually I do



Your family was kidnapped by Dick Tater! And he's threatening to run them through the cheese grater if you don't give him $50,00! What will you do?
 
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Faustus

Well-Known Member
Watching TV with a mug of hot chocolate.

World peace has been achieved, global warming is solved and poverty is a thing of the past. Are you happy now?
 
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Frank Gulotta

Send us your floppy
No, this is so far unsatisfactory, but I'm working on it.

Is there any of Adolf Hitler's opinions that you like?
 
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