Maddox Aurix
Wolf, Hyena, but above all, a Friend
Goodnight!! Remember to hydrate after a good cry, dude
owoThis has been one of my gayest weekends on record, folks. And I've still got 2 nights left since it's a long weekend! Let's make this gayer than anyone ever thought possible!
Correct, there are bulges out there in need of being noticed.This chat needs to continue! Commun... I mean... the gay can not be stopped!
That is the most furry attitude ever.Correct, there are bulges out there in need of being noticed.
As an elite gay warrior, I cannot fail my furkin. For mine is an oath to all worthy bulges.That is the most furry attitude ever.
I might have already said it, but i'm attracted to females 0 to none at this point.As an elite gay warrior, I cannot fail my furkin. For mine is an oath to all worthy bulges.
Excellent, you have finally mastered your training. And now, we shall flood heterosexual dating apps with this powerful gay energy.I might have already said it, but i'm attracted to females 0 to none at this point.
That... I'm okay with doing that XDExcellent, you have finally mastered your training. And now, we shall flood heterosexual dating apps with this powerful gay energy.
Notices your bulge OwO What's this?Correct, there are bulges out there in need of being noticed.
Tinder, cause all the camgirls gunna be mad.But what dating app should you try first?
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Hold on, I need to consult my gay handbook so I know how to reply correctly.Notices your bulge OwO What's this?
Oh the irony, I am straight and one of my buddies which is bended like meathook has almost disturbing crush on me.Hey little personal question but something to keep the gay going:
Who else here had their straight male best friend as their first crush? <w>""
My straight friend is upcountry at the moment, to see family I think.Oh the irony, I am straight and one of my buddies which is bended like meathook has almost disturbing crush on me.
An example? Whenever he is scared or anxious he imagines me cuddlimg with him.
Imagine this but you're gay af and with girls. Then again I'm excluding me hugging them for comfort for things like their BF breaking up with them. (Not all of 'em where, but general idea.)Oh the irony, I am straight and one of my buddies which is bended like meathook has almost disturbing crush on me.
An example? Whenever he is scared or anxious he imagines me cuddlimg with him.
Well, you're an irresistibly nice guyAt work, a girl at my age suddenly started showing interest in me, when she saw me checking out cars online, and talking to my coworker about which one i plan to buy. Then she literally asked me how i am and if i'm single, how old i am etc, after she saw when i sent a few hearts to my boyfriend...
Like... Really? Before that, she literally walked past me in the hallways, and when I said hi her reaction was "hmm".
I have no issue with girls, expect I don't want to do anything with them beside friendship.
Normal peeps here... Guys, girls and dudes alike... Never be this disgusting...
Me? Nice? Das not me. Am rood af. XDWell, you're an irresistibly nice guyBute yeah, that's weird.
And handsome aswell :v But I have no proof of thatMe? Nice? Das not me. Am rood af. XD
My straight friend is upcountry at the moment, to see family I think.
Yesterday I was feeling sad, and I literally walked down to his empty house. Just to dwell in emotion and reminisce about being with him...
I'm very lucky that he's accepted it and just carried on being my awesome best friend tho tbh
Alright, little thing off the chest so let me tell you more. Constantly trying to 'convert' me to gayness and getting jealous when I spend time with friends as if I was in relationship with him.Imagine this but you're gay af and with girls. Then again I'm excluding me hugging them for comfort for things like their BF breaking up with them. (Not all of 'em where, but general idea.)
That was prob the most hetero thing I've done in my time as a homo and prob the only most hetero thing I'll do.
Also, I like the "which is bended like meathook", I might steal that.
Oh God yeah. I would never claim to be his BF or that I had sex with him. Nor do I have a pet name lmao. That is not cool. I censor myself by ensuring I limit physical contact and only make fairly occasional lewd jokes.Alright, little thing off the chest so let me tell you more. Constantly trying to 'convert' me to gayness and getting jealous when I spend time with friends as if I was in relationship with him.
You see, I would not mind that but being called kitty all the time (ALL ths time) pretending to have sex with me and more kinda overflows sometimes.
He is my good friend and I do not mind him venting or crying to me (that's what friends are for) but hearing from another male about having sex with me and being clingy like overly attached gf constantly freaks me out like spiders.
I am here to support him of course, give an advice and yes hug as well but as we all know some limitations should be kept in mind.
It is not vent, just telling you how it looks like to me.