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At least our stereotypes somewhat changed. I could've strangled the last person to seriously and not humorously ask me that if I'm a lesbian, then why is my hair longer and I wear dresses?*wakes up*
*checks news, email, forum. sees post. mutters about not being a stereotype*
*nudges wifey to make sure she sees*
*wife picks up phone, opens my FB profile, goes back to sleep*
Me: *stares hard at flannel* I'm not a stereotype.
Wife: *squeezes me* whispers, "yeah, you skip breakfast. But when do we eat on the weekends?
Me: *cries myself in shower while lamenting stereotypes*
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