General Time-Wasting Thread

[Alstor]

WHAT IF?

There was a sammich-making fembot?

 

[Browder]

I'm in Tycho's basket, eating his apples.

...That sounded dirty.

 

[Icky]

WHAT IF?

There was a sammich-making fembot?

If it had a fleshlight, women would be obsolete.

 

[CannonFodder]

I'm in Tycho's basket, eating his apples.

...That sounded dirty.

You know I can totally imagine apple porn.

 

[Willow]

You know I can totally imagine apple porn.

It probably exists somewhere

 

[CannonFodder]

It probably exists somewhere

So instead of a cucumber it'd be an apple.

 

[Spawtsie Paws]

I don't make sandwiches for men, especially not birds

Ravens are apparently smart enough to make their own anyway.

Come help me make mine. I don't know what I want on it.

 

[Willow]

Ravens are apparently smart enough to make their own anyway.

Come help me make mine. I don't know what I want on it.

Figure it out

 

[Spawtsie Paws]

Figure it out

I always knew you were a horrible prison slut anyway. It's why you come looking for yiff when you aren't wanted. Which is always.

 

[Willow]

I always knew you were a horrible prison slut anyway. It's why you come looking for yiff when you aren't wanted. Which is always.

Wha?

 

[Deleted member 3615]

Time wasted in this thread so far 00:01....

 

[Browder]

I always knew you were a horrible prison slut anyway. It's why you come looking for yiff when you aren't wanted. Which is always.

Wow. Since when is Willow a personality mirror?

 

[Spawtsie Paws]

Wow. Since when is Willow a personality mirror?

Ever since I realized how fucking useless you are when you post.

I decided I didn't want you to always feel bad.

 

[Browder]

Ever since I realized how fucking useless you are when you post.

I decided I didn't want you to always feel bad.

Brb angst.

 

[Willow]

Wow. Since when is Willow a personality mirror?

I don't even know

I think HAXX is still drunk

 

[Spawtsie Paws]

Brb angst.

Your tears are almost as good as a baby's.

Wuss.

I don't even know

I think HAXX is still drunk

Not anymore. In fact, I bet I could drive.

 

[Browder]

Your tears are almost as good as a baby's.

Wuss.

*BAWWWWWWWWWWW!*

and this reminds me of the Scott Tenorman episode on South Park.

 

[Spawtsie Paws]

*BAWWWWWWWWWWW!*

and this reminds me of the Scott Tenorman episode on South Park.

You're making it very difficult to enjoy these tears. I can't tell if they are fake.

 

[Willow]

This thread is confusing me now

 

[Kommodore]

There have been 619 posts since I last looked at this thread. Jeebs.

 

[Willow]

So uhhh, what to talk about?

 

[Icky]

So uhhh, what to talk about?

I'm still waiting for that sandwich.

 

[Willow]

I'm still waiting for that sandwich.

and I said I wasn't making you a sandwich

 

[Spawtsie Paws]

Stupid wolf is stupid.

 

[Icky]

and I said I wasn't making you a sandwich

Aww.

Pretty please?

Stupid fox is stupid.

Sorry, what?