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Taren Fox

Taren Fox

Filmmaker
Fuzzy Alien said:
It's difficult for me to sleep with someone else in the same room. I'm not used to it.

Or maybe it's Taren's dick being up my ass that is making it difficult for me to fall sleep. Hmm...
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why do you close your eyes when we make love
 
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LizardKing

Guest
This thread is lacking limericks
Just furries who like sucking dicks
Stop being so dumb
And pull out your thumb
Then get the fuck out or post pics
 
Nocturne

Nocturne

Nocelots? ὸὦό
LizardKing said:
This thread is lacking limericks
Just furries who like sucking dicks
Stop being so dumb
And pull out your thumb
Then get the fuck out or post pics
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Maybe if they would suck cocks,
their threads would be long gone and locked,
with their head in a lap,
they'd be too busy to tap
random letters on keyboards to mock.
 
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LizardKing

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Nocturne said:
Maybe if they would suck cocks,
their threads would be long gone and locked,
with their head in a lap,
they'd be too busy to tap
random letters on keyboards to mock.
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But I bet they can type with one hand
Making posts that are boring and bland
Yes it would slow them down
All this crap makes me frown
We need more vaginas that are filled with sand
 
Nocturne

Nocturne

Nocelots? ὸὦό
Grand Salamander said:
I had breakfast. Corn Flakes are good.
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GS says that cornflakes are good,
so great that the thought gives him wood,
he never needs milk,
he just jerks it for Silk,
I wont delete this but I should.

LizardKing said:
But I bet they can type with one hand
Making posts that are boring and bland
Yes it would slow them down
All this crap makes me frown
We need more vaginas that are filled with sand
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But in Australia lives dear Xaerun,
he's asleep not banning these buffoons,
as we sleep this day,
he'll be locking away,
with tiny grains all up in his poon.
 
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LizardKing

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Nocturne said:
GS says that cornflakes are good,
so great that the thought gives him wood,
he never needs milk,
he just jerks it for Silk,
I wont delete this but I should.
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I think I prefer coco pops
Chocolately greatness never stops
Though they do look like crap
From a toilet mishap
Or droppings from a triceratops

Nocturne said:
But in Australia lives dear Xaerun,
he's asleep not banning these buffoons,
as we sleep this day,
he'll be locking away,
with tiny grains all up in his poon.
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He really needs to get back here
So he can protect that we hold dear
But he's currently busy
And a little bit dizzy
From the pounding of cock in his rear
 
Nocturne

Nocturne

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LizardKing said:
He really needs to get back here
So he can protect that we hold dear
But he's currently busy
And a little bit dizzy
From the pounding of cock in his rear
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Perhaps we can now enlist Grim,
if there's one mod I trust then it's him,
he's also a fag,
but his mouse doesn't lag,
even if huskybutt's pounding his rim

V:
 
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LizardKing

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Okay breakfast finished.

Continue.

Nocturne said:
Perhaps we can now enlist Grim,
if there's one mod I trust then it's him,
he's also a fag,
but his mouse doesn't lag,
even if huskybutt's pounding his rim

V:
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It's nice that he has company
With Sonata in Germany
Enjoying their beer
And each other's rear
Nothing but booze and sodomy
 
Nocturne

Nocturne

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LizardKing said:
It's nice that he has company
With Sonata in Germany
Enjoying their beer
And each other's rear
Nothing but booze and sodomy
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I'm truly happy for my best friend,
and though odd discussing his rear end,
perhaps you'd agree,
this Germanic orgy,
needs some pics taken for us to send.
 
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