General Time-Wasting Thread

[Willow]

I was only asleep for 5 hours

 

[Thatch]

I was only asleep for 5 hours

Hey, hey. There's something beautiful going on here. Don't interrupt.

 

[LizardKing]

I'm truly happy for my best friend,
and though odd discussing his rear end,
perhaps you'd agree,
this Germanic orgy,
needs some pics taken for us to send.

Imagination is enough
I'd rather not see all that stuff
If you want it that's fine
It is your choice not mine
Did they use the rope or handcuffs?

 

[JerJer]

For Lizardking. :I

I know a man, Lizardking
Smacking fags is his thing
With herring in hand
he takes his stand
Slapped around with one mighty swing.

 

[Takun]

This is a fucking limerick
It is a fucking limerick limerick
Limerick limerick
Limerick limerick
Limerick limerick limerick

 

[Grimfang]

I'm truly happy for my best friend,
and though odd discussing his rear end,
perhaps you'd agree,
this Germanic orgy,
needs some pics taken for us to send.

I'm happy that you're happy
and, truly, do I miss thee.
Though not nearly enough
to send you that stuff,
but maybe some pics of some panties.

Imagination is enough
I'd rather not see all that stuff
If you want it that's fine
It is your choice not mine
Did they use the rope or handcuffs?

LizardKing has known all along
to presume me scaled is wrong.
Here nary a tit,
neither a clit,
and in their lieu, only dongs.

 

[Takun]

Grimfang is a fag
No limerick he's just a fag

 

[LizardKing]

LizardKing has known all along
to presume me scaled is wrong.
Here nary a tit,
neither a clit,
and in their lieu, only dongs.

There's not enough scaleys in here
Except Shark but he is a queer
I do love the scales
And those lovely long tails
I need a bioengineer

 

[Grimfang]

Takun's limerick was a humongous piece of shit, so he's mad.

 

[Takun]

Takun's limerick was a humongous piece of shit, so he's mad.

I am in no way mad
Nor are my limericks bad
But you cannot deny
When you're dating a guy
Who spanks you and calls you dad

 

[LizardKing]

I'm gonna go play Fallout 3
I hope you have fun without me
But I'll be back later
To molest a 'gator
I'm just joking; it would eat me :[

 

[Hateful Bitch]

What is this mess
Cause it's not the best
With these skills you are boating
You make people stop posting
Think they'd continue, surely you jest

lol i suk

 

[Joeyyy]

I hate limericks :I

 

[SirRob]

I just woke up from an awesome dream.
It involved killing people and hearing them scream.
I was climbing a tower and killing all day.
It was a challenge but I enjoyed it anyway.
And when I woke up I found some cream.

 

[CerbrusNL]

I'm going to lock this thread and redirect you guys to a V2.0, here, to make the time-wasting thread(s) a little easier to keep track of.

Link again:
http://forums.furaffinity.net/showthread.php?t=73750